The Rad Rectangle

Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.

Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.

by shiftyclaybob March 14, 2010

steak and shake

Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.

A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"

by shiftyclaybob September 26, 2011

Tankasaurus Rex

A hybrid word made up of tank and tyrannasaurus rex, used to describe something with capabilities of both in the areas of strength and speed.

Ben: Whoa Clay just rolled that Viper over like 50 times! Your Ford GT is a Tankasaurus Rex!

Clay: Oh ya?

by shiftyclaybob September 16, 2009

A Slick 20

A twenty-dollar bill

Hang on guys I'll be right down, I need to grab a slick 20 out of my room.

by shiftyclaybob March 21, 2010

The 0-60

The time it takes a man's dick to go from limp to hard.

Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.

Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.

Harold: FML.

by shiftyclaybob January 26, 2010

rippindicular

a triple-hybrid word made up of the words ripping, ridiculous, and tubular, used to describe something with all three characteristics.

Ben: Hey Clay i just did some really extreme parkour around campus today! I even did a dumpster to refrigerator box 360 spin onto wooden crate then backflip gator into a garbage can!

Clay: Rippindicular!

Ben: Thanks much

by shiftyclaybob October 02, 2009