shiftyclaybob's definitions

dickfiddling

Just another way to say masturbating.

Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???

Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.

by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010

butthook

When you stick your finger up your butt and you get shit on it and then you stick that finger in your friend's mouth and pull really hard.

Aaron loves getting a nice butthook

by shiftyclaybob April 27, 2010

The 0-60

The time it takes a man's dick to go from limp to hard.

Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.

Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.

Harold: FML.

by shiftyclaybob January 26, 2010

The Rad Rectangle

Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.

Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.

by shiftyclaybob March 14, 2010

Tankasaurus Rex

A hybrid word made up of tank and tyrannasaurus rex, used to describe something with capabilities of both in the areas of strength and speed.

Ben: Whoa Clay just rolled that Viper over like 50 times! Your Ford GT is a Tankasaurus Rex!

Clay: Oh ya?

by shiftyclaybob September 16, 2009

steak and shake

Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.

A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"

by shiftyclaybob September 26, 2011