Definitions by shifty eyed goat

Christmas Zombie 

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

Christmas Zombie by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

s/u

phrase. "Shut Up." Commonly used during instant messaging as a shorthand varient to request someone's silence.

IM person 1: Dude, your girlfriend's ass it HOT
IM person 2: You need to s/u man, she's right here

s/u by Shifty Eyed Goat September 11, 2006

TBFU

acronym. Too Bad For You. Literally "Too Bad For U"

Also seen as TBFY, 2B4U, and TB4U.

Guy 1: I can't believe it, my girl cheated on me when she was drunk!!
Guy 2: hahaha, TBFU!!

TBFU by Shifty Eyed Goat April 28, 2006

blue law 

A law restricting activities or sales of goods on Sunday, which stems from the accommodation of Christian Sunday worship. Many states continue the use of blue laws for the sole sake of tradition. Many states in the Southern United States still practice of these blue laws. These are called Blue Law States.

The blue law is usually referenced with respect to the prohibited sale of alcohol. However, it is often associated with the prohibition of any sales whatsoever.

"I hate Georgia; you can't buy any alcohol from 12AM Saturday to 12AM Sunday. How am I supposed to watch sports on Sunday without any beer? Damn blue laws."

blue law by Shifty Eyed Goat November 6, 2005

protip 

n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject.

often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.

New member: hey everybody! a/s/l??
Experienced member: protip: this forum is ALL male.

protip by Shifty Eyed Goat October 12, 2004

magician 

(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.

Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.

Kid 1: My mom hired a magician for my birthday!
Kid 2: Ooh, that should be fun.

magician by Shifty Eyed Goat July 25, 2004

IMFO 

phrase. In My Fucking Opinion.

A slang derivative of IMO, usually used with anger.

Guy 1: Computer games are for fags.
Guy 2: You need to shut the fuck up, IMFO

IMFO by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004