splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.
by Shawn B. June 19, 2003
mugGet the splattermug.

Horsea

A cute little blue seahorse Pokemon that evolves into Seadra at level 32. According to RatchetBoo, Horsea and Yang Lee share a strong resemblance.
Cute Widdle Horsea- horsea horsea horsea..sea horsea.

Yang- No, I'm not your daddy...or your mommy. Quit bothering me.

Cute Widdle Horsea- Horseeaaa...horsea?

Yang- No, those big puppy-dog eyes won't work on me...why don't you go swim in the toilet or something?
by Shawn B. May 29, 2003
mugGet the Horseamug.
A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
mugGet the Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hellmug.

fried chicken

Fattening and delicious; goes well with BBQ sauce, ketchup, and macaroni and cheese.
(Oh, the losers who wrote the first and third definitions like to =====D O:, :P(_*_), and :O (_*_)each other!!)
Fried chicken is good, but you can get fat if you eat too much of it.
by Shawn B. June 02, 2003
mugGet the fried chickenmug.

wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)
Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.
by Shawn B. June 21, 2003
mugGet the wind-up dollmug.

dumb monkey

A stupid primate who swings from trees, shoves berries up his butt, and flings his poop at people.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! the dumb monkey bit my nipple off!
by Shawn B. June 04, 2003
mugGet the dumb monkeymug.

Sesame Street

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!
by Shawn B. July 14, 2003
mugGet the Sesame Streetmug.