11 definitions by shark bait ho haha

pinapple express

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus

i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

the tire iron

grab four girls unless you are caleb then insert each end of the tire iron in their vagina cavities or assholes if your caleb then have fun! unless your caleb

you, you, you, and you i got the tire iron...wanna hang out?...unless your caleb

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

the black bandit

the act of creeping up on someone whilst in their sleep, dropping your drawers, aligning your ass crack 3 inches i repeat 3 inches from the tip of their nose, then having someone else punch that sorry motherfucker in the nuts.

the terrorist is a fucking faggot so we should give him the black bandit then steal his ciggarettes.

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

sneaky wakiki

the act of stealthy jamming your fingers in ones asshole resulting in laughter for you and pain for the other....
no lube required.

she has no idea ima give her the sneaky wakiki tonight

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

taint

the space in between your balls and butthole

my taint is hairy

by shark bait ho haha February 24, 2010

the ole switcheroo

as you are fucking a woman, or man (whatever your into faggots) fuck her doggy style pull out as your best friend quietly enters the room and jams his pee pee in her.

she will never know shes gunna get the ole switcheroo

by shark bait ho haha February 24, 2010

credit card

the act of swiping a credit/debit card through someones asscrack then asking for money.

i need some cash. ill go try the credit card.

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010