11 definition by shark bait ho haha

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the act of shitting on someones stomach then proceed with fingerpainting.
i swear babe ima artist lemme give u the van go!
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

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the act of stealthy jamming your fingers in ones asshole resulting in laughter for you and pain for the other....
no lube required.
she has no idea ima give her the sneaky wakiki tonight
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

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grab four girls unless you are caleb then insert each end of the tire iron in their vagina cavities or assholes if your caleb then have fun! unless your caleb
you, you, you, and you i got the tire iron...wanna hang out?...unless your caleb
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

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beat off into your hand and walk up to an asshole and smak that faggot in the face
you wanna fuck on me?
yo fuck you nigga
gimme a minute
what u doin
smack!
wad slap bitch
by shark bait ho haha February 24, 2010

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the act of creeping up on someone whilst in their sleep, dropping your drawers, aligning your ass crack 3 inches i repeat 3 inches from the tip of their nose, then having someone else punch that sorry motherfucker in the nuts.
the terrorist is a fucking faggot so we should give him the black bandit then steal his ciggarettes.
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

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the act of starting off by giving the girl the wheelbarrel then having her wrap up between your legs then to start eating you asshole thus resulting in a diaper looking manuever.
ima baby and i have a dirty diaper.
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

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the act of swiping a credit/debit card through someones asscrack then asking for money.
i need some cash. ill go try the credit card.
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

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