shark's definitions

IMP

acronym for Insert My Penis.

G: Dude, check out the ass on that one!
E: Ya, I should definitely IMP...

by shark July 15, 2004

256

sl. for head. Originating in the archaic 1990s before the mobile phone became widely popular. Pager code 256 spells out on the telephone keypad B L O. Also used in conjunction with 787-4256 see icecream face

i had her come over for some 256

by shark July 16, 2004

787-4256

archaic pager code that has evolved into slang for fellatio. see 256 and icecream face

The blowslut looked at her pager and knew what time it was when it flashed 787-4256...

by shark July 16, 2004

lesbaru

A man whose masculinity is in doubt after the purchase of a practical, family car such as a Subaru

Man, Brent is such a lesbaru. Why didn't he get a Durango?

by Shark May 6, 2004

Green Shirt Thursday

On Thursday you wear a green shirt. Every Thursday. If you forget don't worry there is another Thursday only a week away. Remeber wear a green shirt every Thursday. Anyone can do it.

-Dude it's Thursday what shirt should I wear?
-Dude a green shirt. It's Green Shirt Thursday.
-Oh yeah. Thanks man.

by shark November 11, 2004

rochiesque

of or related to a rochie

Hooker tits is a rochiesque screen name.

by shark February 13, 2004

slob

placing a phallic object in your mouth and catching a case of the in and outs

damn that bitch can slob a good one

by Shark May 1, 2003