Definitions by sexie chocolate
britney spears
She just got chosen for "Star of 2004"? Can y'all believe that shit???? Little Miss I'm-not-that-innocent? The man-stealing, no talent, blonde bimbo wench! Prime example of what happens when America feeds off of ass and titties and no talent.
britney spears by sexie chocolate December 24, 2004
blunt
Any brand of store bought cigar (phillies, white owls, swishers, or the "leafy" kinds like optimo or garcia y vega or el producto) that is cut open, the tobacco dumped out, and refilled with weed. Makes potheads happy, but pisses off those poor little migrant workers that slave all day cutting that damn tobacco. Blunts are a great habit to enjoy all day, every day.
1) I sit on my couch and blaze blunts with my peoples whenever I ain't at work, or just by my damn self, I don't give a FUUUUUUCK!!!
2) I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! Nigga you must be crazy! Now pass the hydro!
2) I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! Nigga you must be crazy! Now pass the hydro!
blunt by sexie chocolate December 23, 2004
skillet
A cast iron cooking pan used to make eggs, bacon, delicious dinners, and can also be utilized to knock any aggravating or annoying asshole out cold if so needed.
Example 1: I had two skillet-fried eggs this morning for breakfast.
Example 2: Cory wouldn't shut the fuck up hollerin' in my ear, so I clocked him upside his head with a skillet.
Example 2: Cory wouldn't shut the fuck up hollerin' in my ear, so I clocked him upside his head with a skillet.
skillet by sexie chocolate December 12, 2004
bitch bag
Keetra went to the mall with some of her pimp's scrilla and bought three new bitch bags, that bitch!
bitch bag by sexie chocolate December 1, 2004
Joe Camel
The coolest pitch man for cigarettes ever. Has some animal-like tendencies, mainly those of a camel.
Joe Camel by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004
free reading
1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.
1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."
free reading by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004