seth's definitions

YANKEES

The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....

26 world championships

by Seth December 2, 2004

Tippy

Object> to mame your opponents genitals when they are not looking using a standard bic lighter

Rules> there are many restrictions as to where and when tippy is legal. Over hand throws are not legal, only back handed tosses are accepted.
If a lighter is caught by the defender, a free ten foot shot is awarded within 48hours.
Innocent by-standers are not subject to playing. Professionalism must be displayed if you
are subject of a direct hit. You cannot let emotion take over. Nascar lighters are prohibited from play.

(If there is any spital, discharge or any dismemberment as a result of this game, the
nobody is responsible for any medical reimbursement)

Throw a bic lighter at your boys jewels and see how "professional" he can be.

by Seth December 2, 2004

chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.

"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"

by seth February 10, 2004

stagfag

The gay male confidant of the fagstag.
The male version of a hagfag.
A straight male with a gay confidant.

John and Pete are so close it's sometimes hard to recall John's just a stagfag.

by Seth March 4, 2004

starfucker

A young girl who dresses and acts provocatively in order to arouse older men.

Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.

by Seth February 25, 2005

Suds

One of the original internet gurus.

I didn't know how to reset the password, so I called Suds and he had it fixed in three minutes flat over the phone. Last time I call tech support!

by Seth June 5, 2003

kitty dance

Where one gets on all 4's(knees & hands), rubs up on somebody's leg, and meows like a cat.

"John, you should do the kitty dance!"

by Seth March 23, 2005