seth's definitions

Mong

One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.

"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"

by Seth February 9, 2005

Barney

The security guard that led half-life on its way to the top.

CS lives because of Barney.

by Seth August 4, 2004

Long Dong Don Juan Delicious

Don is a pimp reverend...he hales from Mexico but doesnt speak spanish...He fought side by side with General Patton and was injured in World War 1-

see Don Gonzalez, you'll never be the same.

by Seth July 18, 2006

Vitamin I

Ibuprofin, an anti-inflammatory. Used to such a great extent by many athletes that it can be considered to have a DRI of 400-800 mg much like a real vitamin.

Oh man, my shins are killing me, time to pop some vitamin I.

by Seth March 4, 2004

Oblisk

n. Any object that looks like a scorpion tail and fires lasers.

Return to base immediately, they have too many oblisks.

by seth October 17, 2003

ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

by Seth July 11, 2003