seth's definitions

Mong

One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.

"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"

by Seth February 9, 2005

Tau Kappa Epsilon

The biggest and best fraternity in the fucking world. That's right. I said it.

You: Yo man, did you see the definition for TKE on that dictionary site? It says TKE is da bomb!
Me: Well, yeah it is. Idiot.
Tau Eta Rules

by Seth May 13, 2005

Long Dong Don Juan Delicious

Don is a pimp reverend...he hales from Mexico but doesnt speak spanish...He fought side by side with General Patton and was injured in World War 1-

see Don Gonzalez, you'll never be the same.

by Seth July 18, 2006

Oblisk

n. Any object that looks like a scorpion tail and fires lasers.

Return to base immediately, they have too many oblisks.

by seth October 17, 2003

Vitamin I

Ibuprofin, an anti-inflammatory. Used to such a great extent by many athletes that it can be considered to have a DRI of 400-800 mg much like a real vitamin.

Oh man, my shins are killing me, time to pop some vitamin I.

by Seth March 4, 2004

ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

by Seth July 11, 2003