senthurmanz's definitions

Asian Parents

The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.

Person 1: Heard that John cut ties with his parents.

Person 2: Yup, Asian Parents.

by senthurmanz October 19, 2017

Papa Johns

A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.

Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?

Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.

by senthurmanz November 3, 2017

Culture

A cult that nobody voluntarily wants, so its forced upon by others. In other words, culture easily breeds an toxic environment where everyone is "friendly", yet secretly hates each other based on social class, wealth, education,etc.

Person 1: So what culture are you from?

Person 2: I'm a culture of one. Essentially I'm myself.

by senthurmanz December 31, 2017

80's montage

Best motivation songs or videos. Period. By the time you finish listening to one, you're ready for anything, not matter what :)

Rocky was your average joe, til he went through a 80's montage. Now he's the real tiger.

by senthurmanz July 30, 2016

Worst Teacher Award

Given to a teacher who keeps assigning work to seniors even though they got a week of school left.

Teacher M: Even though you are tired as hell from exams, I'm still going to give you stuff to do.

Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............

Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......

by senthurmanz May 23, 2016

conservative parents

The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.

Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?

Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.

by senthurmanz May 28, 2018

Spiderman

The only super hero franchise that gets rebooted forever, with alternate realities.

Person 1: Can't wait to see homecoming!

Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.

by senthurmanz October 18, 2017