senthurmanz's definitions
A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.
Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."
Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."
Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."
by senthurmanz June 15, 2018

Best motivation songs or videos. Period. By the time you finish listening to one, you're ready for anything, not matter what :)
by senthurmanz July 30, 2016

Teacher M: Even though you are tired as hell from exams, I'm still going to give you stuff to do.
Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............
Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......
Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............
Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......
by senthurmanz May 23, 2016

The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.
Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?
Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
by senthurmanz May 28, 2018

A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.
Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."
Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."
Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."
by senthurmanz February 22, 2018

Person 1: Can't wait to see homecoming!
Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.
Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.
by senthurmanz October 18, 2017

A street racing series that used to be all about racing. and actually had focus on the fans. However, once "Fast and Furious" was made, everything about the series did a flip, now only focusing on action and explosions that would make Michael Bay proud. In essence, the car series has become a cash cow.
Person 1: Goddamn, I hear the new Fast and the Furious movie is coming tomorrow!
Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
by senthurmanz April 25, 2017
