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40 beard

A beard you grow when you turn 40.
"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."
by SeanG February 7, 2007
mugGet the 40 beardmug.

flip your duracells

To change your negative attitude and outlook into a positive one.
<Rawlcine> "And what about my scrilla? You owe me at least 96 dollars! Everyone owes me something! Why is everyone always baggin on me?"
<Branson> "You need to flip your duracells, cuz all i'm gettin is NEGATIVE, honey."
<Rawlcine> 8-O
by SeanG June 20, 2007
mugGet the flip your duracellsmug.

oaky

Something that's cool, copasetic, agreeable, and worthy of thanks.

Comes from a misspelling of "Okay!"
Jel: "Hey Steve, I have an idea!"
Steve: "What??"
Jel: "What do you say, for your birthday, we go to Space Camp? My treat!"
Steve: "Wow! Oaky! Thanks!"
by SeanG July 15, 2007
mugGet the oakymug.

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
by SeanG March 20, 2008
mugGet the shattered finger syndromemug.

Vangina

A vagina so large it could fit six guys.
"I went to smash this chick I met at Costco but it turned out she had a vangina.
by SeanG July 31, 2013
mugGet the Vanginamug.

metric shit-ton

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.
by seang February 8, 2013
mugGet the metric shit-tonmug.

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