metric shit-ton

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.
by seang February 08, 2013
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Vangina

A vagina so large it could fit six guys.
"I went to smash this chick I met at Costco but it turned out she had a vangina.
by SeanG July 31, 2013
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pregnant with pizza

When a person is fat, you can say they're "pregnant with pizza" in order to point out and ridicule this fact.
Stephen: "Hey, Ralada has been gone for three weeks now. Did she have a baby?"
T-Tops: "No, she's just pregnant with pizza. Also, she got shot. That's why she's gone."
by SeanG May 29, 2007
mugGet the pregnant with pizzamug.

body steak

The human excrement; a standard, dark brown turd. Usually used if the excrement is a large size.
"Hey who took my orange juice?"
"Oh, Geoffray drank it while you were in the bathroom makin' body steak."
by SeanG July 17, 2006
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flip your duracells

To change your negative attitude and outlook into a positive one.
<Rawlcine> "And what about my scrilla? You owe me at least 96 dollars! Everyone owes me something! Why is everyone always baggin on me?"
<Branson> "You need to flip your duracells, cuz all i'm gettin is NEGATIVE, honey."
<Rawlcine> 8-O
by SeanG June 20, 2007
mugGet the flip your duracellsmug.

mud brick

"What!? When did this happen?"
"When you were in the bathroom makin' mud bricks."
by SeanG October 11, 2006
mugGet the mud brickmug.