seang's definitions

pregnant with pizza

When a person is fat, you can say they're "pregnant with pizza" in order to point out and ridicule this fact.

Stephen: "Hey, Ralada has been gone for three weeks now. Did she have a baby?"
T-Tops: "No, she's just pregnant with pizza. Also, she got shot. That's why she's gone."

by SeanG May 29, 2007

body steak

The human excrement; a standard, dark brown turd. Usually used if the excrement is a large size.

"Hey who took my orange juice?"
"Oh, Geoffray drank it while you were in the bathroom makin' body steak."

by SeanG July 17, 2006

southmouth

The vagina, or the area surrounding the vagina.

"I gave her a smooch on the ol' southmouth."

by SeanG October 11, 2006

metric shit-ton

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

by seang February 8, 2013

40 beard

A beard you grow when you turn 40.

"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."

by SeanG February 7, 2007

Vangina

A vagina so large it could fit six guys.

"I went to smash this chick I met at Costco but it turned out she had a vangina.

by SeanG July 31, 2013