seang's definitions

southmouth

The vagina, or the area surrounding the vagina.

"I gave her a smooch on the ol' southmouth."

by SeanG October 11, 2006

metric shit-ton

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

by seang February 8, 2013

40 beard

A beard you grow when you turn 40.

"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."

by SeanG February 7, 2007

Vangina

A vagina so large it could fit six guys.

"I went to smash this chick I met at Costco but it turned out she had a vangina.

by SeanG July 31, 2013

hand candy

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.

<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!

by SeanG July 29, 2007

take wig

To escape, or abscond with something. From the television show Arrested Development.

Anyong: "Hey, look what I found on windowsill! Just hat; someone take wig!"
Narrator: "In fact, it was George Sr. who 'took wig,' and was fleeing the country with the evidence that Michael so badly needed."

by SeanG November 18, 2006