sean's definitions

Sloppy Grandma

n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.

Sloppy G's are gross...i should know

by sean July 15, 2001

adidas

A D I D A S
At dinner i did a shit...
then backwards
soon after desert i did another.
(could be used in chatrooms)

Me: lol... adidas... nike all the way ;D
some1: OMG U DISGUISTIN BAST0RD.
me: WdFux0r J00 oN 4b0uT?!

by SEAN March 15, 2004

bizzile

a craker

yo bizzil

by sean June 9, 2003

minivan

Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

by Sean February 1, 2005

pefnar

1)noun
2)P.E.F.N.A.R Penis Erection For No Apparent Reason
3)When out of nowhere, in unsuspecting situations, the penis suddenly becomes erect, causing great embarassment if not dealt with immediately

"I was sitting in church, next to my grandparents, and i totally got a pefnar!"

by sean September 28, 2003

freakin' idiot

1. Any who is annoying or crap to any one else
2. What angry/drunk/sad people call everyone

Oh, you are such a freakin' idiot

by Sean March 23, 2004

dry

Masturbation without any form of artificial lubricant.

You're masturbating dry if you don't use Vaseline

by Sean July 5, 2003