shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

gouche

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

by sean November 19, 2003

Orgasm

When a man takes his penis and rubs it up and down until it spits, then even if he trys to keep goin, it tickels and he has to stop. Its very adictive!

o yea. O YEA! OOOOO YESSS! OOOOOOOOOO GOD YEAAAA! AHHHHHHHHHH! O MY PENIS!!!! O GODD HELP ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Sean April 11, 2004

the loop

A group and/or ring of friends. A clique.

Rees is out of the loop.

by sean July 09, 2004

clairpotent

17th century, one who could smell the events of the past or future.

Danny was an idiot, he claimed to be clairpotent.

by Sean May 26, 2004

boredom hangover

When someone feels depressed and fatigued from a mass amount of boredom

I was stuck home alone and had such a boredom hangover

by Sean May 13, 2005

Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass

LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special

by sean May 18, 2003