sean's definitions

Moses

State of everything being in its place

Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.

by Sean January 3, 2004

gorph

a fart out of a loose butthole

i opened my ass wide and let out an enormous gorph

by sean November 19, 2003

peepert

A man's shlong.

Jimmy's peepert is small and corroded.

by Sean January 31, 2004

sandler saddlebag

when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.

After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.

by Sean May 10, 2003

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

daler

One who continuously drinks beer, fucks girls, does cocaine and smokes an amazing amount of weed.

Yo lets cop a 40, hit the slopes, burn a marley and fuck that bitch

by Sean February 2, 2005

gouche

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

by sean November 19, 2003