cKP

1.) Noun; Acronym for Crotch Kicking Pirates. These pirates can kill the shit out of any Ninja that comes along. A total badass, unapproachable, drunk all the time, lives in 464. Favorite pastimes include raping children and plundering coastal villages.

2.) Noun; Acronym for Cop Killah Pliml. Pop pop bitch, I do what I want. Count them shells, suck a duck. Stop mackin on my hos, ain’t nobody fucks with the cKP.
I read in the newspaper that a boatload of the cKP rowed ashore, with their badass pirate ship moored in the bay.
by Sean February 27, 2004
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necrophiliac

One who enjoys the feeling of sandpaper on his or her genitalia
that bastard necrophiliac cut his balls on the roughness
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uppity

After finding out I aced the test, I was feeling very uppity.
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Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
by sean December 01, 2003
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boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.
Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.
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nasty

by sean February 05, 2004
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satori

satori is sweet and so is humboldt county. go tigers.
by Sean February 25, 2005
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