6 definitions by sea net playa

MBP

Motor Boating Pediatrician. A Pediatrician who enjoys natural breasts and motor-boating them.

Dang that MBP soiled his sweats at the strip club.

My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.

by sea net playa March 6, 2019

NigelPrime

When you need something faster than Amazon can deliver, Nigel will run out and get it.

I used NigelPrime to get more beer
#NigelPrime for more Ice

by sea net playa August 29, 2018

BRL

Black Rope Lover. A white girl who likes getting banged by a black guy with a big unit.

Yo David, did you see that hot chick...I think she's a BRL.
Hey Trevor, I saw your girl with a black dude.. She is a BRL

by sea net playa March 7, 2019

Doctor Status

When someone you know or are related to works at a doctors office and owns high end goods many of which are only affordable by somone with a doctors pay.

That $600 Element BBQ you got is "Doctor Status"

by sea net playa May 25, 2012

Coffee Slut

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.

Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”

by sea net playa September 9, 2021

Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.

Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “

by sea net playa September 8, 2021