You: I just got a new apple computer
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!

I stopped the MBP. People are super stoked on me, even if they dont know it. Excelsior!

"I'm the M.B.P., Most Ballin-ist Player
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix

Props to my MBP Zee Money, he representin' wit' nothing but love for the gizzame.

A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.

1: dude we need some friend chicken.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.

1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.

I'm the MBP, most ballainest playa', bitch call me the mayor
Welcome to ATL, Jermaine Dupri