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Mac Book Pro

An Apple laptop abbreviated so that when you type online it makes it easier to type
You: I just got a new apple computer
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!
by looneyx November 10, 2009
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Feb 26 Word of the Day
Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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I stopped the MBP. People are super stoked on me, even if they dont know it. Excelsior!
by chillin5k April 28, 2006
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Most Ballin-ist Player
"I'm the M.B.P., Most Ballin-ist Player
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix
by mooning May 10, 2005
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short for 'Most Ballinest Playa'. Somebody with nawlij and love for the pimp game. A boss playa.
Props to my MBP Zee Money, he representin' wit' nothing but love for the gizzame.
by Hugh Jass February 07, 2003
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mandatory black person. in a group of males/females, it is always necessary to have at least one mbp in the group. just in case you need someone to translate ghetto speak or get you the best friend chicken. obviously mbp's are necessary.
1: dude we need some friend chicken.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.

1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.
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An acronym for "My Big Penis" as opposed to Macbook Pro for dirty-minded people.
A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.
by kaamanita April 12, 2011
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