Mac Book Pro

An Apple laptop abbreviated so that when you type online it makes it easier to type
You: I just got a new apple computer
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!
by looneyx November 10, 2009
Most Ballin-ist Player
"I'm the M.B.P., Most Ballin-ist Player
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix
by mooning May 10, 2005
Jack: "I'm looking for @kickstarter projects to back or projects to invest in... Does anybody know of any good projects worth having a look at?"

Jill: "hey, money is always welcome my way! And by 'my way' I mean, MBP (my back pocket!!)"
by home girl 2000 April 17, 2017
short for 'Most Ballinest Playa'. Somebody with nawlij and love for the pimp game. A boss playa.
Props to my MBP Zee Money, he representin' wit' nothing but love for the gizzame.
by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003
An acronym for "My Big Penis" as opposed to Macbook Pro for dirty-minded people.
A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.
by kaamanita April 12, 2011
Most ballainest playa'
I'm the MBP, most ballainest playa', bitch call me the mayor
Welcome to ATL, Jermaine Dupri
by BDS March 20, 2003
Motor Boating Pediatrician. A Pediatrician who enjoys natural breasts and motor-boating them.
Dang that MBP soiled his sweats at the strip club.

My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.
by sea net playa March 6, 2019