scott trowbridge's definitions

lil man

Someone you knew growing up. In other words, everyone knew someone called lil man. If you don't remember, ask one of your old friends if they remember "lil man" and they will tell you that "so and so's little brother" was called "lil man"

Lil Man, my friends are here. Go watch TV with mom. We're talkin big dude stuff and no you can't play X-box with us.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

ray ray

Someone you knew growing up. In other words, everyone knew someone named Ray Ray when they were a kid. If you did not ask your old friends if they remember "Ray Ray" and then will probably tell you it was "so and so's little brother"

Ray Ray! are you gonna past that shit or what!?

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

flappy

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

Girl: I think it is degrading to give someone a flappy.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Altiholic

Gaming: The state of being an alt-addict; someone who has more than a reasonable number of 'alts' (alternative characters) in a game.

Generic Global Name1 including the word Lord: Hai, sup? lol ur lvl 10?1!!
Generic Global name2 including the word mistress: yar, I'm a seerius altiholic.

by Scott Trowbridge October 2, 2008

pro wrestler-esque

adj. reminiscent of pro wrestlers. Can describe a variety of attributes such as voice, hair, body type, mullet, or apparel.

Person1: dude, check out this awesome new haircut; business in front party in back!!
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque.

by scott trowbridge July 9, 2006

I live in DC

9 times out of 10 a misleading statement indicating that someone lives in Maryland or Virgina NEAR Washington, DC People say this to get street cred.

Person1: Yeah, I live in DC.
Person2: Which quad?
person1: Oh, well . . I really live in Alexandria.
Person2: I live in North East, so I guess I can kick your ass.
Person1: Yeah, I guess so.

by Scott Trowbridge July 8, 2006