scott trowbridge's definitions

joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

flappy

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

Girl: I think it is degrading to give someone a flappy.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

monicaing

When a girl's thong is visible above her pants/skirt/shorts. More or less a feminine version of plummering. Etymologically related to Monica Lewinski's affair with president Clinton.

Sweetie, pull your shirt down you're monicaing.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.

Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

loluminati

The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.

The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.

-Man, how did that guy get famous?
-I don't know. I suspect the loluminati.

by Scott Trowbridge September 29, 2008

Altiholic

Gaming: The state of being an alt-addict; someone who has more than a reasonable number of 'alts' (alternative characters) in a game.

Generic Global Name1 including the word Lord: Hai, sup? lol ur lvl 10?1!!
Generic Global name2 including the word mistress: yar, I'm a seerius altiholic.

by Scott Trowbridge October 2, 2008