scott's definitions

AMG

Mercedes-Benz's small performance division. Takes regular Mercedes's, adds new wheels, a really powerful handbuild and assembled engine, and probably a new air dam and exhaust tips.

This AMG is the fastest, most well built car on earth.

by Scott January 20, 2004

Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie

"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."

by Scott October 23, 2003

bitchmasta

pimp who fuckes all his girls.

That pimp has so many lovers he's a bitchmasta

by Scott December 10, 2003

chicken dick

having a dick like a neck of a chicken simular to the turkey dick

that chicken dicked son of a bitch just stole my girl and cornholed me!

by scott January 17, 2004

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004

schnut

a beatuiful, cleanly shaved vagina; makes a brother wanna get down on it

I'd like to get a taste of that hunny's schnut.

by Scott March 9, 2004

Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.

by Scott September 27, 2003