scott's definitions

gondle

a synonym of gooch and taint--referring to the area between sac and crack.

When I sat down, the Gold Bond fell to my gondle...ooch.

by Scott January 9, 2005

nuck if you buck

if you're gonna be a hater and talk shit in a niggas face you better be ready to throw down and catch a beating


if you buck (talk shit), you better be ready to nuck (fight)

"nigga i aint playin right now, you better nuck if you buck fool or take your clown ass the fuck home"

by scott April 20, 2005

lazy

somebody who does not feel like performing an ever day task.

your so lazy u wont even get up to eat

by scott February 2, 2003

shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

chirty

The way someone from the north would pronounce the word "thirty"

Its almost nine fucking chirty!

by scott January 30, 2004

scrub jay

an unattractive woman

yo dog lets bounce this place is full of scrub jays

by Scott March 29, 2003

sliver backed

to get cummed on when having sex by another man

1 man goes into pub meets girl goes to her fucks her and her husband is hiding in cupboard then whacks one off over the man

by scott January 8, 2004