scott's definitions

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.

Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.

by scott January 17, 2004

wanksturbating

The act of masturbating. Slang made by ScorpZ

Man you wanksturbate more than a gay dude looking at cock!

by Scott January 15, 2004

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004

Moose Tits

Insane or crazy.

That guy wearing the boot on his head is completely MOOSE TITS.

by Scott January 13, 2004

dirty onion ring

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

by Scott January 9, 2004

sliver backed

to get cummed on when having sex by another man

1 man goes into pub meets girl goes to her fucks her and her husband is hiding in cupboard then whacks one off over the man

by scott January 8, 2004