scott's definitions

cluster fuck

Any activity involving 3 or more people or 2 or more cars.

I tried to meet those guys at the movies but it all turned into a big cluster fuck

by scott January 17, 2004

chicken dick

having a dick like a neck of a chicken simular to the turkey dick

that chicken dicked son of a bitch just stole my girl and cornholed me!

by scott January 17, 2004

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.

Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.

by scott January 17, 2004

Pancakes

Orgasmic, to orgasm, blow a load

Her tits are so pancakey.

by scott January 20, 2004

ford

Found
On
Road
Dead



a.k.a. THEY SUCK

It's kind of explains itself

by Scott January 20, 2004

AMG

Mercedes-Benz's small performance division. Takes regular Mercedes's, adds new wheels, a really powerful handbuild and assembled engine, and probably a new air dam and exhaust tips.

This AMG is the fastest, most well built car on earth.

by Scott January 20, 2004