scott's definitions

chicken dick

having a dick like a neck of a chicken simular to the turkey dick

that chicken dicked son of a bitch just stole my girl and cornholed me!

by scott January 17, 2004

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004

AMG

Mercedes-Benz's small performance division. Takes regular Mercedes's, adds new wheels, a really powerful handbuild and assembled engine, and probably a new air dam and exhaust tips.

This AMG is the fastest, most well built car on earth.

by Scott January 20, 2004

melbourne

a cheap version of sydney

man this place is worse than melbourne

by scott January 27, 2005

rtft

Read The Fucking Thread. For use in messageboards when someone posts before reading up on the conversation in a thread.

B: But wouldn't that be Fascism?
S: Dude, we already cleared that up, RTFT.

by Scott March 29, 2005

prussocked

to be blatantly dicked over by an obviously out of shape alcoholic.

This past weekend I got prussocked.

by scott January 19, 2005

boocheba

a worm that is extremely long and is possesed by the devil and after being cut can still survive

dang that stupid boocheba wont die

by scott May 13, 2005