scott's definitions

shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

lazy

somebody who does not feel like performing an ever day task.

your so lazy u wont even get up to eat

by scott February 2, 2003

gondle

a synonym of gooch and taint--referring to the area between sac and crack.

When I sat down, the Gold Bond fell to my gondle...ooch.

by Scott January 9, 2005

Trin

Hot Moma Cita that i love

by Scott April 7, 2003

ISGID

an acryonym for "I'm so goth i'm dead"

lame teenagers who try to over do a pathetic attempt of trying to be goth

by Scott January 14, 2003

Suck Pump

One who is a kiss ass at work

I hate working with Charlie, he is such a suck pump

by Scott November 19, 2003

nast

Adjective. Basically short for nasty, but used when repulsed beyond the state of nasty.

That is nast!
Nast...

by Scott April 3, 2003