scott's definitions

griff

A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.

Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.

by scott June 4, 2004

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004

chirty

The way someone from the north would pronounce the word "thirty"

Its almost nine fucking chirty!

by scott January 30, 2004

closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004

the locust

A band from San Deigo that is very hard to describe. They really are a love em or hate em kinda group. They are more artinst than anything. Many say they are hardcore punks. Their music to be a is a train wreck. Discustingly beautiful. Just go listen to em.

Train wreck.Beautifuly discustng. Explosion.

by Scott March 22, 2005

shrine

1. The tomb of a venerated person, such as a saint.
2. A place at which devotion is paid to a venerated person.

I would go party, but I'm busy building a shrine to Ronald Reagan in my backyard.

by Scott June 1, 2004