Hesh

1. Gnar
2. Someone in the style of out of style
3. Not giving a fuck and being on top of their game about it.
4. In skateboarding, fresh, or a trick with a lot of hype.

"Oh my God Scott was throwing down some hesh style today"

"Check out that hesh gear he's got on, that's gnar"

by Scott March 10, 2005

wonchod

In any video game, being beaten, in any division of game (firefight, round, etc.), by a newb by a large margin, or being defeated by one of the least powerful weapons in the game when you have clearly superior weaponry.

Playing Halo 2 while you have the sword and are defeated by someone with a needler.
A long time player being defeated by their friend who has never played before.
Even more so when a combination of the two.

by Scott March 20, 2005

Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie

"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."

by Scott October 23, 2003

funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 06, 2003

netfan

1. To ramble on incoherently until someone threatens you with a pearing knife.

2. To cause havoc with consistent stupidity and retarded remarks.

3. To make hilarious jokes at random moments.

4. To baffle others with mind-numbing stupidity

That joke was a real netfan.

You are such a netfan.

Wow, you just netfan'd that one.

by scott June 24, 2004

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 01, 2004

lostasai

A band that some people refuse to define as ska and would much rather generically label it rock. And it has a lot of members...too many to count...and the number is always changing.

Person A: Want to go to the Lostasai concert?

Person B: Who?

by scott March 11, 2005