Crash B's

When people get mad sex because they win a world record.

When Jim got madly crash b'd by jill

by Scott July 23, 2004

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 01, 2004

kingoftown

fatfreakwhoeats

Kingoftown:More butter pleasedoohoohoo

by scott June 15, 2003

phd

Pussy Hogging Dickhead

Ryan got his PhD from cockblocking all of the time.

by Scott March 12, 2004

mob

verb
taking or sharing something of someone else's.
Commonly used with "up"

Yo, let me mob up on your fries.

by Scott July 01, 2003

rtft

Read The Fucking Thread. For use in messageboards when someone posts before reading up on the conversation in a thread.

B: But wouldn't that be Fascism?
S: Dude, we already cleared that up, RTFT.

by Scott March 29, 2005

viel

Greatness beyond all possible comparisons.

v. viel
adv. vielly

Don't doubt it.

v. The joyous sound of the wind and the waves breaking on the shore last night was amazingly viel.

adv. I went to a Dave Matthews Band concert last night, it was vielly good.


Or you can use a combination of the verb and adverb. ie: I made sweet love down by the fire last night, and it was vielly viel.

by scott June 01, 2004