scott's definitions

sliver backed

to get cummed on when having sex by another man

1 man goes into pub meets girl goes to her fucks her and her husband is hiding in cupboard then whacks one off over the man

by scott January 8, 2004

volist

n. one who wears what they wear because they enjoy it, not because it makes them pretty or slutty or punk rawk or what not. the origins of this word were at attempts to bring social class distinctions together and unify things

rachel:why does she wear that it makes her look so weird...
veronica:i heard she was a volist

by scott July 25, 2004

griff

A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.

Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.

by scott June 4, 2004

chirty

The way someone from the north would pronounce the word "thirty"

Its almost nine fucking chirty!

by scott January 30, 2004

kublowed

An act of extreme cheapness. A person who looks for a bargain than tries to bargain. Quantity dominates quality. A lifestyle of never paying asking price. When eating with a group the bill is never split, it is divided.

Yo, today at the car wash the bitch stamped my free car wash card twice, kublowed.
At a bar, bartender asks what can I get you, you respond with what's your cheapest beer, kublowed.

I kublowed the club I went to tonight cause I saved my bracelet from last weekend

by Scott May 27, 2014

sholiz

sure is....

mayne, these crotch-critters sholiz given me a hard time today..

by Scott October 17, 2003

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004