cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects
that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss
by scott November 26, 2004
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scottstown

ScottsTown is cool, it means cool. It is where the cool people come and hang out. Scottstown.tk, also may mean scott
I went to scottstown.tk looked at the forum.
by scott December 21, 2004
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gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.
Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.
by Scott January 09, 2005
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ebay

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.
by Scott June 18, 2003
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Morris Chestnut

During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.
I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut
by Scott June 03, 2004
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prussocked

to be blatantly dicked over by an obviously out of shape alcoholic.
This past weekend I got prussocked.
by scott January 20, 2005
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homophobe

A slang word commonly used to label people whose religious and moral beliefs do not conform with popular views of homosexuality. The word implies that the person's opposition to homosexuality stems from ignorance and fear.
Supporter of Homosexuality: People who support the federal marriage amendment are just homophobes.
by Scott December 24, 2004
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