scott's definitions

schnut

a beatuiful, cleanly shaved vagina; makes a brother wanna get down on it

I'd like to get a taste of that hunny's schnut.

by Scott March 9, 2004

phd

Pussy Hogging Dickhead

Ryan got his PhD from cockblocking all of the time.

by Scott March 12, 2004

chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

by Scott March 12, 2004

be seeing you!

A phrase of parting taken from the 1960's television series 'The Prisoner', and still in use today. Accompanied by making a circle with one's thumb and index finger, touching it to the forehead and giving a curt salute with the hand. Those in the know usually reply with the response from the series: "And you!"

"be seeing you!"
"and you!"

by Scott March 26, 2004

CSU

See Fort Collins.

A Colorado University where the women are scarce and the sheep are scared. Not to be confused with the University of Colorado at Boulder.

Gee, the sheep walk funny at CSU.

by Scott March 29, 2004

shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

flatwillie

A hillbilly from some place that does not have any hills or mountains such as South Florida

Did you see the mullet on that flatwillie?

by Scott April 6, 2004