cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects
that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss
by scott November 26, 2004
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scottstown

ScottsTown is cool, it means cool. It is where the cool people come and hang out. Scottstown.tk, also may mean scott
I went to scottstown.tk looked at the forum.
by scott December 21, 2004
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gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.
Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.
by Scott January 09, 2005
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dirty onion ring

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.
by Scott January 10, 2004
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MOLE

Original refering to an animal that lives in the ground. Also can be used to describe a girl with slutty qualities, who should also live in the ground where she belongs along with the other moles.
Man, see that girl, shes a fucing mole, shes been with every guy here !!
by Scott April 24, 2005
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squiddy

In Autumn when it's dull and grey and cloudy and it's been raining and everythings squiddy. Kinda like squishy.... maybe that's what I meant...
eeeew, the leaves are squiddy
by Scott August 24, 2004
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Calkurus

This word was originally derived by Dr. Shih from the ancient neanderthalian root words Cal - Kar- Oos, meaning "Out of sync shit carburetor carburetor". However, today the meaning of the word is thought to resemble that of calculus.
"Class, today we have to dou two homeworks tree and four. We no need to get behind for the Calkurus exam May. Homeworks quiz tomorrow on one and too"
by Scott October 20, 2004
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