walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.

That brother is a walking hardon.

by scott January 30, 2004

netfan

1. To ramble on incoherently until someone threatens you with a pearing knife.

2. To cause havoc with consistent stupidity and retarded remarks.

3. To make hilarious jokes at random moments.

4. To baffle others with mind-numbing stupidity

That joke was a real netfan.

You are such a netfan.

Wow, you just netfan'd that one.

by scott June 24, 2004

the locust

A band from San Deigo that is very hard to describe. They really are a love em or hate em kinda group. They are more artinst than anything. Many say they are hardcore punks. Their music to be a is a train wreck. Discustingly beautiful. Just go listen to em.

Train wreck.Beautifuly discustng. Explosion.

by Scott March 22, 2005

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 02, 2004

closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

bitchmasta

pimp who fuckes all his girls.

That pimp has so many lovers he's a bitchmasta

by Scott December 10, 2003

doulde

An alternative spelling of the word dude. Usually used in internet forums. Frequently used sarcastically

Liek DOULDE!!1 ur soe kewl!!1 kan i be ur friend??

by Scott May 13, 2005