shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

lazy

somebody who does not feel like performing an ever day task.

your so lazy u wont even get up to eat

by scott February 02, 2003

memory moron

person who puts things other than memory in RAM slots inside a computer, or someone who doesnt put the memory in porperly

jonathan is a memory moron

by scott April 10, 2005

ISGID

an acryonym for "I'm so goth i'm dead"

lame teenagers who try to over do a pathetic attempt of trying to be goth

by Scott January 14, 2003

double yapper

when you find a stank ass hoe slutty enough to take you and you best friends cocks in her mouth at the same time.

heath keane and scott resetar totally gave megan mateer a double yapper last night

by scott December 31, 2003

Green Day

A shithouse band that tweenies think are real rock but its worse than avril lavigne. They used to be good before american idiot but now they suck fat cock

Oh and by the way:
Hey girls! Billie Joe Armstrong will never fuck you

Tween:
omfg!!11111 have youuu heerrd boulivard of bwoken dwweams by gwween day, its like so hard core

me: you suck, go listen to real rock like sum 41, korn or even rummenstein but YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT THAT IS, WOULD YOU SWWWIIINNNNNNNEEEE

by scott March 11, 2005

ford

Found
On
Road
Dead



a.k.a. THEY SUCK

It's kind of explains itself

by Scott January 20, 2004