scodder's definitions

pedobear

Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.

He often gives rides to kids.

"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"

'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?

by scodder June 7, 2010

masturblaster

A masturblaster is someone who blasts jizz over people at social events.

Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.

by scodder April 18, 2010

smut hole burfing

Smut hole burfing is where someone burfs (throws up) down an outhouse hole.

"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.

Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.

by scodder May 31, 2010

master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

by scodder July 9, 2010

scungina

A scungina is a very dirty, nasty vagina.

After doing the entire frat, Cindy woke up with a very grungy and smelly scungina.

by scodder May 9, 2010

timbitulation

Timbitulation is the disgusting habit of ejaculating on timbits and then secretly putting them back on the rack for sale.

After Frank was finished with his timbitulation, nearly all the timbits for sale were "cream filled".

by scodder April 24, 2010

bull paki

A large male Pakistani with enormous balls and horns on his head.

Salima went looking for love, and found it with Ahmed, a very well endowed bull paki.

by scodder April 4, 2010