master bait

To master bait means to gain mastery over the complex and intricate art of baiting a hook.

Timmy: Wow, you sure caught a lot of perch today!

Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?

Timmy: Er... no thanks.

by scodder April 07, 2013

turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

by scodder April 09, 2010

prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.

Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

by scodder May 19, 2010

nut sludge

Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Best to leave relatives out if it.

"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.

"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.

by scodder June 28, 2010

inside voice

An inside voice is the voice you use when you're inside somebody.

"I just love your poon," said Tyler in his inside voice.

"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.

by scodder June 09, 2010

inscrutable

An inscrutable girl is one who'll make out, but not put out.

Mona and I got to third base, but she proved to be totally inscrutable.

by scodder June 07, 2010

shartasm

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.

"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.

by scodder August 14, 2010