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"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 6, 2010
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'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?
'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?
by scodder June 7, 2010
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Get the inscrutable mug.Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
by scodder June 8, 2010
Get the pigsually intercoursulated mug.Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
Get the ped o'bear mug.Rimming a dog means giving a rimjob to a dog.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
Zoltan: Why are you sharpening that machete?
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
by scodder March 29, 2013
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Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
by scodder April 7, 2013
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