A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
by scodder May 23, 2010
Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.
It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
by scodder May 23, 2010
Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!
by scodder November 10, 2012
When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.
She laughed loudly and left.
She laughed loudly and left.
by scodder May 10, 2010
The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
by scodder April 30, 2010
by scodder June 07, 2010
Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.
Quite uncomfortable.
Quite uncomfortable.
When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
by scodder May 04, 2010