dog in the ass

Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.

Quite uncomfortable.
When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.

He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
by scodder May 04, 2010
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frighty whities

Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.

They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.

His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
by scodder May 20, 2010
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duck jizz

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
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horsetitute

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.
As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
by scodder May 06, 2010
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"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.
Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
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homely sexual

A homely sexual is an ugly gay guy.
I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."
by scodder June 28, 2010
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monkey job

A monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a blowjob.

Very refreshing.
Cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.
by scodder April 29, 2010
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