pants blaster

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.

Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.

Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.

"Pants blaster," said Syd.

"Open a window," said Geoff.

by scodder May 17, 2010

fudge picker

A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.

As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.

by scodder May 07, 2010

cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

by scodder May 09, 2010

butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

by scodder June 01, 2010

master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

by scodder July 08, 2010

pianist enlargement

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.

"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

by scodder July 03, 2010

squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.

Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.

by scodder June 22, 2010