fuckabilly

A fuckabilly is a hillbilly who has lots of sex, usually with relatives.

Festus was in a four-way with his uncle, his sister, and his grandma.

"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.

by scodder May 28, 2010

scungina

A scungina is a very dirty, nasty vagina.

After doing the entire frat, Cindy woke up with a very grungy and smelly scungina.

by scodder May 09, 2010

horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.

As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.

by scodder May 03, 2010

timbitulation

Timbitulation is the disgusting habit of ejaculating on timbits and then secretly putting them back on the rack for sale.

After Frank was finished with his timbitulation, nearly all the timbits for sale were "cream filled".

by scodder April 24, 2010

bat sandwich

A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.

As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.

What a gourmet treat, he thought.

by scodder May 12, 2010

sevenskin

A foreskin so long you can fill it with air and make balloon animals.

Fred's sevenskin was so long he had to tuck it into the top of his sock so he could walk without tripping over it.

by scodder April 08, 2010

dog nuts

Dog nuts are nuts that are served to dogs.

A crunchy treat.

Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.

by scodder June 05, 2010