Definitions by scodder

monkey rape 

Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.

Can be quite noisy.

Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.

But they never got used to the screaming.

monkey rape by scodder May 6, 2010

dog in the ass 

Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.

Quite uncomfortable.

When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.

He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.

dog in the ass by scodder May 4, 2010

chef boyardump 

Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.

Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.

After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.

chef boyardump by scodder May 4, 2010

pantsy jaculation 

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.

When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.

pantsy jaculation by scodder May 3, 2010

hometrosexual 

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.

Very stylin'!

With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.

He was a total boi magnet!

hometrosexual by scodder May 2, 2010

horse jack 

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.

As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.

horse jack by scodder May 2, 2010

spawntaneous 

Being spawntaneous means being ready to spawn (have sex) at any time.

After they'd had sex on the ferris wheel, Ricky looked at Betty through dewy love-filled eyes, and burbled, "I wuv you! You're so spawntaneous!"

In response, Betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.

spawntaneous by scodder May 1, 2010