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pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014
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resideuce

the remnants of a masive dump left on any portion of an already flushed toilet.
Jules took such a large, gelatinous dump that even after 3 flushes, resideuce remained in the toilet.
by sciflyer.25 September 11, 2010
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flybaby

Noun. A starving child on the African plains.
That buzzard circling the flybaby is ready to feast.
No stupid. that bag of bones weighs about 1 stone. That's no meal, that's an appetizer!
by sciflyer.25 September 9, 2016
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Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020
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what's up ladies??

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.
Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!
by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016
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fart-&-share

The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.
Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).
by sciflyer.25 May 23, 2015
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hanging sock tits

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.
Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.
by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014
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