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Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!
Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013
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I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.
by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014
Get the Clownology mug.Term used to describe characters, items, hazards and every possible scenario in Mario Kart 64. KartPhonics was devised by phanatical Mario Kart players who would play Mario Kart 64 for hours each day, sometimes skipping college classes multiple times per week, with each person claiming to be the best Kart player in the world. Cigarettes were smoked, alcohol was consumed, heavily at times, and extreme frustration was endured by each player. It was through this frustration that the players realized over time that a new Phonics was created.
Unfortunate scenario example:
Sweet Load - Hitting a banana and sliding into a bomb. A sweet load requires precision to set up, and is very rewarding for the player that accomplishes this and F's up another character. This scenerio is the ultimate injustice for a human kart player. Perhaps the the best spot for a sweet load set up is during Koopa Troopa Beach on the ramp that leads to the shortcut thru the cave. If successful, this sweet load is truly demoralizing to the affected player.
Guantlet setup:
We call the triple green shell gift a GAUNTLET for good reason: a nice gauntlet setup can create complete havoc during a race. To set up a gauntlet, while driving, simply aim your character toward a wall or obstacle and fire away. If you want to be extra creative, fire left-right-left or vice versa for complete fucked-up fun.
Unfortunate scenario example:
Sweet Load - Hitting a banana and sliding into a bomb. A sweet load requires precision to set up, and is very rewarding for the player that accomplishes this and F's up another character. This scenerio is the ultimate injustice for a human kart player. Perhaps the the best spot for a sweet load set up is during Koopa Troopa Beach on the ramp that leads to the shortcut thru the cave. If successful, this sweet load is truly demoralizing to the affected player.
Guantlet setup:
We call the triple green shell gift a GAUNTLET for good reason: a nice gauntlet setup can create complete havoc during a race. To set up a gauntlet, while driving, simply aim your character toward a wall or obstacle and fire away. If you want to be extra creative, fire left-right-left or vice versa for complete fucked-up fun.
Jim: I'm going to hand you your ass today in Kart. Loser buys a pack of smokes and the next case.
Brian: I'll lay a sweet load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics bitch!
Brian: I'll lay a sweet load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics bitch!
by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
Get the KartPhonics mug.Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
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Some TV show had people up on stage crawling through a large colon playing with chocolate feces. What the hell was that?
Oh, that's Dr. Oz, the famous prop-doctor. His audience is always full of dolts. If he didn't use props, those dumb bitches wouldn't get it.
Oh, that's Dr. Oz, the famous prop-doctor. His audience is always full of dolts. If he didn't use props, those dumb bitches wouldn't get it.
by sciflyer.25 October 19, 2013
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Did you see the story about that red-headed scumbag on the news last night?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?
by sciflyer.25 March 26, 2014
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Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.
by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014
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