sciflyer.25's definitions

fart-&-share

The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.

Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).

by sciflyer.25 May 23, 2015

fag arc

Noun. Slang term for a rainbow. Symbol of fag pride.

At the end of every fag arc is a leprechaun with a cock in hand, mouth and ass.

by sciflyer.25 April 27, 2020

Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

Outback coma

The way one feels after gorging at Outback Steakhouse. The meal usually consists of multiple servings of bread, cheese fries, salad, porterhouse, and potatoes - all washed down with a few tall draft beers, followed by desert that is force-fed no matter the feeling of fullness.

Honey, I ate way to much at the Outback. I feel like I'm going to go into an Outback coma. If I fall asleep, don't bother waking me, I'll see you in the morning.

by sciflyer.25 February 6, 2013

beat in peace

Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.

Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.

by sciflyer.25 March 2, 2014

Circle Jerk Chicken

The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the pit and masterbate, battering the chicken with jizz and at times, spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.

Tourist: What is today's special?
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!

by sciflyer.25 July 2, 2016