by sciflyer.25 September 20, 2014
Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
by sciflyer.25 September 04, 2014
Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!
by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016
Jules took such a large, gelatinous dump that even after 3 flushes, resideuce remained in the toilet.
by sciflyer.25 September 11, 2010
Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.
I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.
by sciflyer.25 August 20, 2014
Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.
Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!
by sciflyer.25 February 22, 2013
In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
by sciflyer.25 May 06, 2014