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flybaby

Noun. A starving child on the African plains.
That buzzard circling the flybaby is ready to feast.
No stupid. that bag of bones weighs about 1 stone. That's no meal, that's an appetizer!
by sciflyer.25 September 9, 2016
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Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020
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fart-&-share

The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.
Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).
by sciflyer.25 May 23, 2015
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prop-doctor

A douche MD that utilizes props to teach basic physiological processes to an audience of simpletons.
Some TV show had people up on stage crawling through a large colon playing with chocolate feces. What the hell was that?
Oh, that's Dr. Oz, the famous prop-doctor. His audience is always full of dolts. If he didn't use props, those dumb bitches wouldn't get it.
by sciflyer.25 October 19, 2013
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hanging sock tits

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.
Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.
by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014
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Sawyer rage

Intense anger - a boiling point - one reaches when listening to Diane Sawyer spew her nonsensical, politically correct BS, leading to screaming expletives and wanting to throw shit, including the fucking television that mummified bitch is on.
Bob: Hey, did you see Diane Sawyer after the election? She appeared drunk and was practically incomprehensible.
Ted: She was sucking Barry O's cock so hard and acting like such a retarded cunt, I was thrown into a bout of Sawyer rage. I had to take a triple dose of ativan just to keep me from destroying my apartment.
by sciflyer.25 January 9, 2013
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shipwreck

After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.
I just dropped a shipwreck. Feeling much better now.
by sciflyer.25 August 28, 2014
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