sciflyer.25's definitions

Clownology

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.

I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.

by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014

flybaby

Noun. A starving child on the African plains.

That buzzard circling the flybaby is ready to feast.
No stupid. that bag of bones weighs about 1 stone. That's no meal, that's an appetizer!

by sciflyer.25 September 9, 2016

Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

sac scratch fever

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.

These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.

by sciflyer.25 June 8, 2014

Bell bomb

A post-Taco Bell dump.

I'm gonna have to drop a major Bell bomb after this Taco Bell breakfast fiesta!

by sciflyer.25 September 20, 2014

Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010

shipwreck

After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.

I just dropped a shipwreck. Feeling much better now.

by sciflyer.25 August 28, 2014