Dunham Diet

A simple and cost-effective way to diet and lose weight . No need for exercise. Simply looking at a picture of Lena Dunham will reduce your appetite by inducing nausea and vomiting. Works for the average person, anorexics and bulimics.
I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks by following the Dunham Diet. It works. I had no idea that just looking at pictures of a doughy appetite suppressant can help me lose weight!
by sciflyer.25 February 24, 2018
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Clownology

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.
I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.
by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014
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Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020
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flybaby

Noun. A starving child on the African plains.
That buzzard circling the flybaby is ready to feast.
No stupid. that bag of bones weighs about 1 stone. That's no meal, that's an appetizer!
by sciflyer.25 September 09, 2016
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snuffalump

Combination of the words snuffaluffagus and heffalump used to describe an individual who lacks common sense, is obese and extremely lazy, slowly moving only when the senses of sight or smell have detected a hint of food.
What is that beast Stefanie doing near a McDonald's drive-thru? Why isn't she in the barn with the rest of the livestock?
That fat-ass snuffalump must be tired of grazing in the pasture with the rest of the herd. Only a grease factory like Micky-D's could have attracted it.
by sciflyer.25 September 16, 2010
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Outback coma

The way one feels after gorging at Outback Steakhouse. The meal usually consists of multiple servings of bread, cheese fries, salad, porterhouse, and potatoes - all washed down with a few tall draft beers, followed by desert that is force-fed no matter the feeling of fullness.
Honey, I ate way to much at the Outback. I feel like I'm going to go into an Outback coma. If I fall asleep, don't bother waking me, I'll see you in the morning.
by sciflyer.25 February 06, 2013
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beat in peace

Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.
Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.
by sciflyer.25 March 02, 2014
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