sciflyer.25's definitions

flybaby

Noun. A starving child on the African plains.

That buzzard circling the flybaby is ready to feast.
No stupid. that bag of bones weighs about 1 stone. That's no meal, that's an appetizer!

by sciflyer.25 September 9, 2016

Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

what's up ladies??

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.

Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!

by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016

fart-&-share

The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.

Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).

by sciflyer.25 May 23, 2015

fag arc

Noun. Slang term for a rainbow. Symbol of fag pride.

At the end of every fag arc is a leprechaun with a cock in hand, mouth and ass.

by sciflyer.25 April 27, 2020

beat in peace

Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.

Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.

by sciflyer.25 March 2, 2014

gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014