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KartPhonics II

continued from KartPhonics

1. Mario - First son; A Brother
2. Luigi - The Asshole; A Brother
3. Peach - Whore
4. Toad - The Dealer; Shroom-man
7. Wario - The Godfather; The Daddy
8. Bowser - Daddy's pet bitch
Murder Inc - Collectively speaking, Wario, Mario and Luigi
Mob Hit - any strike against a human kart player by Mario, Luigi or Wario

1. Single Green Shell - NA
2. 3 Green Shells - A Gauntlet. The item that one can be most creative with
3. Single Red Shell - Seeker
4. 3 Red Shells(if your player is ready to take a beating) - Red Death; Red Fuck
5. Single Banana - Facial
6. Banana Strand - Golden Shower
7. Fake Present - Bomb
8. Blue Shell - #1; Major Fuck
9. Single Mushroom - Fucking Worthless
10. Unlimited Mushroom - A Bad Trip; Drunk Driving
11. Lightning - When used strategically on certain courses, The Ultimate Fuck

Road Load - On Toad's Turnpike, hitting a banana and sliding into a moving vehicle. Not as Bad as a sweet load, but just as fun to watch since a chain reaction of car crash fuck-ups can, and often do, follow.
Snow Load - On Frappe Snowland, hitting a banana and sliding into a snowman.
Bloody Facial - Yes, this one is a stretch. This occurs when 2 characters are in a virtual tie during the race, and one fires a seeker. The seeker advances forward, then backward into the face of the other kart player. Very satisfying to watch your adversary take a bloody facial

Jim: I'm going to hand you your ass today in Kart. Loser buys a pack of smokes and the next case.
Brian: I'll set up a road load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics II bitch!

by sciflyer.25 August 27, 2014

Holy dolt!

A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".

A Kardashian: anything

Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"

by sciflyer.25 June 11, 2014

fag arc

Noun. Slang term for a rainbow. Symbol of fag pride.

At the end of every fag arc is a leprechaun with a cock in hand, mouth and ass.

by sciflyer.25 April 27, 2020

gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

hanging sock tits

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.

Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.

by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014

what's up ladies??

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.

Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!

by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016