sciflyer.25's definitions

shipwreck

After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.

I just dropped a shipwreck. Feeling much better now.

by sciflyer.25 August 28, 2014

flybaby

Noun. A starving child on the African plains.

That buzzard circling the flybaby is ready to feast.
No stupid. that bag of bones weighs about 1 stone. That's no meal, that's an appetizer!

by sciflyer.25 September 9, 2016

Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

Clownology

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.

I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.

by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014

beast patch

An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.

Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!

by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010

fag arc

Noun. Slang term for a rainbow. Symbol of fag pride.

At the end of every fag arc is a leprechaun with a cock in hand, mouth and ass.

by sciflyer.25 April 27, 2020

prop-doctor

A douche MD that utilizes props to teach basic physiological processes to an audience of simpletons.

Some TV show had people up on stage crawling through a large colon playing with chocolate feces. What the hell was that?
Oh, that's Dr. Oz, the famous prop-doctor. His audience is always full of dolts. If he didn't use props, those dumb bitches wouldn't get it.

by sciflyer.25 October 19, 2013