Definitions by sciflyer.25
Clownology
Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.
I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.
Clownology by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014
hanging sock tits
Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.
Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.
hanging sock tits by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014
Holy dolt!
Holy dolt! by sciflyer.25 June 11, 2014
sac scratch fever
These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.
sac scratch fever by sciflyer.25 June 8, 2014
gaykery
A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014
pocket feces
In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014
Bonadouchē
A ginger douchebag with a propensity for violence and an arrest record that may include but is not limited to: drug abuse, theft, soliciting prostitutes and physical and/or sexual assault.
Did you see the story about that red-headed scumbag on the news last night?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?
Bonadouchē by sciflyer.25 March 26, 2014