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Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010
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shipwreck

After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.
I just dropped a shipwreck. Feeling much better now.
by sciflyer.25 August 28, 2014
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Dunham Diet

A simple and cost-effective way to diet and lose weight . No need for exercise. Simply looking at a picture of Lena Dunham will reduce your appetite by inducing nausea and vomiting. Works for the average person, anorexics and bulimics.
I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks by following the Dunham Diet. It works. I had no idea that just looking at pictures of a doughy appetite suppressant can help me lose weight!
by sciflyer.25 February 24, 2018
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Sawyer rage

Intense anger - a boiling point - one reaches when listening to Diane Sawyer spew her nonsensical, politically correct BS, leading to screaming expletives and wanting to throw shit, including the fucking television that mummified bitch is on.
Bob: Hey, did you see Diane Sawyer after the election? She appeared drunk and was practically incomprehensible.
Ted: She was sucking Barry O's cock so hard and acting like such a retarded cunt, I was thrown into a bout of Sawyer rage. I had to take a triple dose of ativan just to keep me from destroying my apartment.
by sciflyer.25 January 9, 2013
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hanging sock tits

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.
Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.
by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014
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pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014
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gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014
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