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Dunham Diet

A simple and cost-effective way to diet and lose weight . No need for exercise. Simply looking at a picture of Lena Dunham will reduce your appetite by inducing nausea and vomiting. Works for the average person, anorexics and bulimics.

I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks by following the Dunham Diet. It works. I had no idea that just looking at pictures of a doughy appetite suppressant can help me lose weight!

by sciflyer.25 February 24, 2018

Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010

The Destitutioner

Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!

Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.

by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013

Clownology

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.

I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.

by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014

Outback coma

The way one feels after gorging at Outback Steakhouse. The meal usually consists of multiple servings of bread, cheese fries, salad, porterhouse, and potatoes - all washed down with a few tall draft beers, followed by desert that is force-fed no matter the feeling of fullness.

Honey, I ate way to much at the Outback. I feel like I'm going to go into an Outback coma. If I fall asleep, don't bother waking me, I'll see you in the morning.

by sciflyer.25 February 6, 2013

what's up ladies??

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.

Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!

by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016

fart-&-share

The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.

Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).

by sciflyer.25 May 23, 2015