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KartPhonics II

continued from KartPhonics

1. Mario - First son; A Brother
2. Luigi - The Asshole; A Brother
3. Peach - Whore
4. Toad - The Dealer; Shroom-man
7. Wario - The Godfather; The Daddy
8. Bowser - Daddy's pet bitch
Murder Inc - Collectively speaking, Wario, Mario and Luigi
Mob Hit - any strike against a human kart player by Mario, Luigi or Wario

1. Single Green Shell - NA
2. 3 Green Shells - A Gauntlet. The item that one can be most creative with
3. Single Red Shell - Seeker
4. 3 Red Shells(if your player is ready to take a beating) - Red Death; Red Fuck
5. Single Banana - Facial
6. Banana Strand - Golden Shower
7. Fake Present - Bomb
8. Blue Shell - #1; Major Fuck
9. Single Mushroom - Fucking Worthless
10. Unlimited Mushroom - A Bad Trip; Drunk Driving
11. Lightning - When used strategically on certain courses, The Ultimate Fuck

Road Load - On Toad's Turnpike, hitting a banana and sliding into a moving vehicle. Not as Bad as a sweet load, but just as fun to watch since a chain reaction of car crash fuck-ups can, and often do, follow.
Snow Load - On Frappe Snowland, hitting a banana and sliding into a snowman.
Bloody Facial - Yes, this one is a stretch. This occurs when 2 characters are in a virtual tie during the race, and one fires a seeker. The seeker advances forward, then backward into the face of the other kart player. Very satisfying to watch your adversary take a bloody facial
Jim: I'm going to hand you your ass today in Kart. Loser buys a pack of smokes and the next case.
Brian: I'll set up a road load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics II bitch!
by sciflyer.25 August 27, 2014
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beast patch

An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010
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beat in peace

Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.
Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.
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Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.
The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!
by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017
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gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014
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sac scratch fever

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.
These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.
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Holy dolt!

A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".
A Kardashian: anything

Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"
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