A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.
by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
by sciflyer.25 June 05, 2014

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.
Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.
by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014

by sciflyer.25 April 27, 2020

Intense anger - a boiling point - one reaches when listening to Diane Sawyer spew her nonsensical, politically correct BS, leading to screaming expletives and wanting to throw shit, including the fucking television that mummified bitch is on.
Bob: Hey, did you see Diane Sawyer after the election? She appeared drunk and was practically incomprehensible.
Ted: She was sucking Barry O's cock so hard and acting like such a retarded cunt, I was thrown into a bout of Sawyer rage. I had to take a triple dose of ativan just to keep me from destroying my apartment.
Ted: She was sucking Barry O's cock so hard and acting like such a retarded cunt, I was thrown into a bout of Sawyer rage. I had to take a triple dose of ativan just to keep me from destroying my apartment.
by sciflyer.25 January 09, 2013

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
by sciflyer.25 May 06, 2014

These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.
by sciflyer.25 June 08, 2014
