sciflyer.25's definitions

Doomsday Deuce

A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.

Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!

by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013

knot-so-fresh

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.

Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.

by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014

resideuce

the remnants of a masive dump left on any portion of an already flushed toilet.

Jules took such a large, gelatinous dump that even after 3 flushes, resideuce remained in the toilet.

by sciflyer.25 September 11, 2010

sac scratch fever

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.

These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.

by sciflyer.25 June 8, 2014

Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

flybaby

Noun. A starving child on the African plains.

That buzzard circling the flybaby is ready to feast.
No stupid. that bag of bones weighs about 1 stone. That's no meal, that's an appetizer!

by sciflyer.25 September 9, 2016

fart-&-share

The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.

Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).

by sciflyer.25 May 23, 2015