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Definitions by saqib simp

Dom Bess 

Dom Bess is the greatest off spinner known to mankind, known for his toe crushing yorkers and his drag downs that get caught at point.
Dom Bess by saqib simp June 2, 2021

Joe Denly 

Joe Denly is the greatest batsman ever, known for his low test strike rate and his leg spin pies.
Joe Denly got 30 off 100 today!
Joe Denly by saqib simp June 2, 2021

FFS Lads 

A term used on the WeCricket Discord as a reaction Lord Shardul making someone spontaneously combust.
FFS Lads, Lord Shardul's made another one spontaneously combust again!
FFS Lads by saqib simp June 2, 2021
What Michael Vaughan puts at the end of his tweets. No one knows what it means its just funny innit.

Used by a lot of us in the WeCricket Discord server now.
Morning all .. have a lovely day !! #OnOn
#OnOn by saqib simp May 31, 2021
Grim part of Merseyside, everyone there claims to be scousers when they are not. Plazzy Scousers who need to shut it.
Person:"Mate you going to the Wirral"
Responder: "Lol fuck off"
Wirral by saqib simp May 31, 2021

Axar Patel 

Another slow left arm bowler who England can't seem to play. Made the pink ball rag square and some of his tried to spin but didn't turn (not a fookin arm ball).
Axar Patel gives every England Cricket fan nightmares
Axar Patel by saqib simp May 31, 2021

Hector Legge 

Hector Legge likes Jos Buttler and loves Oasis
Hector Legge by saqib simp May 31, 2021