sammer of the gods's definitions

ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

frodo-shop

(fro•DO•shop) n. v. the software you use to copy and paste your friends heads on LOTRs photos that you scrape off the internet usually to send via email.

I frodo-shopped Darren's head onto Gollum's body and posted it in my myspace pics.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

grave digger

(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.

Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

pocket juggler

(PA•ket•jah•GLER)n., v. a person (usually male) that figgets in his or her pants pockets with socially unacceptable regularity.

My biology prof. was a real pocket juggler. I mean, when he would get excited about a particular topic he would go at it like a circus clown.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

lung lounge

(LUNG•la•OWUNGE)n. a common place that people congregate for smoke breaks.

BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

bung knuckle

(bung•NUCK•ehl) n. the perineum, the taint, the sand bar,

my bike seat is as hard as a rock and it hurts my bung knuckle.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006