samantha's definitions

weenis

Bladder - organ that contains pee

Excuse me, but I have to go empty my weenis.

I have a weenis infection.

by Samantha January 27, 2004

S.T.U.N.

Screaming. Towards. the Uprising. of Non-conformity. This band from LA has an awesome sound and shows reminiscent of Jane's Addiction's. They're way cool and really nice. Christiane, their vegan singer, has the most piercing blue eyes ever...

Last night I saw STUN in concert and they blew me away.

by Samantha September 28, 2003

libidinous

this is an old word from the english language no longer used.. however, i am now using it.. it means lust provoking.

DAMN yo- that girl is just too damn libidinous, i want to go hump her like a little pup.

by Samantha January 4, 2005

randy orton

A 3rd generation WWE superstar whom will kick all you haters asses. A member of Evolution. A hotter than hell living legend. Hottest man alive. Next WWE champion. BITCH!!!

Randy Orton beat Mick Foley at Backlash.
Randy Orton just RKO'd your ass.

by Samantha June 11, 2004

jisp

expression, see also obst
used primarily to fill silence in a conversation.

"oh jisp"
Sam: "hey zafo wats up?"
Zafo: "jisp."
Sam: That's cool

by Samantha June 11, 2003

fuck mook

An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.

" I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"

by Samantha March 9, 2004

ROFLMAO

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off

dude1: guess what?
dude2: what?
dude1: CHICKENBUTT
dude2: ROFLMAO

by samantha May 13, 2005