sam's definitions

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005

Naperville Central High School

A high school in naperville. You love it and hate it. A lot of people there carry designer bags and wear expensive clothing. You often think of graduating early while attending NCHS.

Where do you go?
Naperville Central
oh

by sam March 11, 2005

hamtaro

1.the best hamster in the world, or the cute little orange ham-ham.2.an animi t.v programme for all ages.

ticky-ticky kush-kush

by sam November 19, 2003

Ja Rule

The cookie monster of rap.he tries to sing but cant cause he sucked so much dick he screwwed up his voice

See cookie monster

by Sam October 17, 2004

hedwin

originates from the young man Ed-the-head. named edwin has a humogous head.
full name edwin-the-HEDWIN

Hello edwin the hedwin, how do you do
(normally followed by 'git lost you big freaks!')

by sam February 13, 2004

boyfriend

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

by Sam August 8, 2006

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004