sam's definitions

Chodacious

being cool as a chode pimp master. One who gets all the ladies even tho his shlong is crunked up.

A:"Damn jabrony that nigga gets all the brown sugga" B:"nigga please, thas cuz he gotz a chode son, duhh, what u b smokin?" A:"weed and crack"

by Sam December 20, 2004

Mcfly

Sum lil band that think their kool cus they toured wiv busted! can i say summit UR NOT!!! ur townies that try 2 b busted who r rubbish in the 1st place i mean y do we need 2 busted's?!?!?! gaa n they were all like "we are pop i mean we dnt go around tryin 2 b sumit were not!" WELL STOP PRETENDIN 2 PLAY GUITARS N AV WANNAB MOSHIN IN Ur CRAPPY LIL VID!! i mean cum on the wrld suffrd n e nuf wen busted were realised but now mcfly aswl god sum1 stop them!

"n every1 asks me who she is that weirdo wiv 5 coulours in her hair...1234...do do do doo." *gets beeyatch slapped by sum1 that likes proper music*

by Sam April 2, 2004

semyon

someone who is obsessed with being Russian and says word way too much to fit in with the Russian mafia and wants to be with Brienne

Did you see that kid Sam?
Yea, hes semyon

by Sam October 11, 2004

stoner

someone who smokes marijuana, but doesnt go around and tell everybody and is all like look at me im cool. they dont talk about it, and they dont push it on other people. if you dont want to do it, thats cool. if you do, come over to my place tonite.

look at that guy, hes such a stoner!

by sam October 14, 2004

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

bill gates

A man who is both God and Satan, simultaneously.

All hail Bill Gates! On second thought, don't.

by Sam August 8, 2005

Lithium

A mind controlling substance used until 1950 in the popular lemon-lime soda 7-Up.

I don't care what you think Laura, 7-Up contained lithium!!!

by Sam November 22, 2004