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electoral college

Bull shit idea that makes it so the person who won the popular vot, usually doesn't become president.
Hey Gore won the popular vote! But we're still stuck with Bush!
by Sam April 4, 2005
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chocolate corn dog

when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick gets all chocolatey and with orn in the shit and the center is the dog
man after i fucked my butt sex buddy, jesus in the ass i had a massive chocolate corndog
by sam February 2, 2005
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shebundo

Shebundo is when your friend is just acting like a right juntler and you wanna let them know they need to pull their head in, so you hit em with a “get shubundoed m8” or if you just want to throw out a preemptive “m5 you’re cruising on a river straight into shebundo town”

I guess shebundo just implies harm in a weird undefinable way, ethereal malice, general Ill will and hostility, but in a super playful ultimately non threatening way.
Oi M9 I think you need to put down the juntle juice and sort yourself out before I serve you a piece of shebundo pie
by sam April 14, 2021
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Necropolis

Morbid, gothic, chilly tourist attraction.

Hill on outskirts of Glasgow city, covered in with hundreds of graves - from small unmarked stones to massive mausoleums. A solitary footpath winds round the Necropolis, spiralling round the crest of the hill to the top. Found next to Glasgow Cathedral.

Creepy as shit at night. Not much better in the day but at least you can see where you're going.
'It's getting late, lets take a short cut through the Necropolis.' 'Yeah, great idea!'
by Sam January 26, 2005
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cocklet

A young boy's penis
He cupped his hands over his immature cocklet
by Sam May 7, 2003
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Piaf

Parisienne slang for "little sparrow".

The stage name of French caberet singer Edith Piaf, born in Paris, in 1915, as Edith Giovanna Gassion. Died 1963, age 47. Known for her tiny form, difficult life, and haunting singing style.

Edith's bright, successful professional life was a stark contrast to her miserable, chaotic personal life; she unsuccessfully searched for the love of her life, going through enough men to fill a phone book.

Her only child died in infancy, and she took to drugs and alcohol to escape her anguish and distress.

The great love of her life, French boxer, Marcel Cerdan, was killed in a plane crash.

The tragedies that she suffered were reflected in the sad, yearning ballads that she sang, a number of which she composed. La Vie en Rose was her most famous piece, as well as Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien.
Edith Piaf amazes me. Imagine how such a small person could have such a strong, passionate voice.
by Sam November 4, 2004
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yoinky

Quirky; delicious; cool; also used as a substitute for multiple terms in calculus functions
"His yoinky wife agitated the entire school board"

"This salmon sandwich tastes yoinky with these steak fries, Lester."

To find the length of 'C', apply the yoinky theorem: A squared + B squared = C squared
by Sam May 6, 2003
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