A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 26, 2014
Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.
I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.
by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015
A visa type card that allows a person to receive welfare benefits each month without the need to mail and cash a check. It is basically the opposite of employee benefits because no work is required to receive them. The style of the card varies state to state but if you see any black or Latino with a plastic card you can be sure it is either a hood visa or a real credit card stolen from a white man or woman. These cards can also be used as a weapon. To do this you will need to locate a black or Latino individual, take their hood visa and hide it under their work-boots. Once this has been done said individual will starve to death in 2 - 4 days unless they are able to rob a corner store and or hire a white person to locate the card for them.
That woman on aisle 4 with 34 kids and 8 carts full of groceries must have one hell of a hood visa otherwise this store is seconds away from being robbed.
nigglets sligger black hood food stamps
nigglets sligger black hood food stamps
by saharadryhumor May 24, 2014
a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.
Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.
by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015
A dicktator is a southern term that refers to potatoes that are shaped like a penis and so dick is combined with the southern term tator to get Dicktator.
Dicktator is all these fat chicks wanna eat anymore... I gonna give em some dick alright but not any tator.
by saharadryhumor January 26, 2015
tarheel is a term used to describe someone from North Carolina. The name originated in the civil war era when a union general remarked that the NC rebels must have tar on their heels because they stick to their lines and don't run no matter how intense the battle becomes.
I would hate to fight an army from NC because according to the tarheel legend you can't beat them without totally destroying them.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
A presstitute is a journalist who will print or not print any story if payed to do so. Usually the presstitutes boss acts as a pimp because people will pay off the boss and he/she as pimp will make sure his hoes does what the client wants.
Fox news is full of presstitutes and they are all pimped my Murdoch but the liberal media channels are mostly independent hoes who will do any client for their own gain.
by saharadryhumor January 03, 2015