Heckle & Jeckle are a pair of identical twin crow cartoon characters created by Paul Terry. They basically go around looking for trouble and people (mostly retarded dogs) that they can punish and harass for no good reason.
Heckle & Jeckle are the coolest crows in the world but I wish they were for hire so I could send over to Wills house to beat his ass and teach him a thing or two about respect.
by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015
UDU stands for Urban Dictionary University which is by far the most advanced and sophisticated of all the online universities. Provides degrees in street smarts, urban language, ebonics, and most any topic no matter if it is benign or utterly disgusting. Unlike most online degree programs, UDU is priced fairly for the quality of education it provides. Although no employers officially hire UDU graduates at this time the degree could still have the potential to get you laid, make a good joke, understand street speak and possible prevent you from getting your ass kicked for unknowingly insulting the wrong person.
If you wanna get a real education just go to UDU and learn some stuff you can actually use. Don't worry if you don't get it all at first because rejection is part of the fun. And as they say "don't take it personal" because most definitions are rejected like this one most likely will be ;)
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015
Ganges style is a play on the PSY song gangham style. The ganges refers to the ganges river in India that is polluted by chemicals, human and animal shit, detergents and rotting corpses floating in it or lying washed up on the bank being eaten by hordes of feral dogs. So if you do it ganges style that meas you are doing it in the absolutely nastiest most disgusting and possibly deadly way you can.
I swear that the US is becoming more and more out of control. Everything they do now seem to be done ganges style.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.
Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015
The PC Party is a group that consists of all those people whose survival basically depends on the enforcement of PC politics. Fags, minorities, retards, baby rapers & any other disgusting person who would be slaughtered y any society with true justice will not only survive but many times thrive in this party bubble of protection.
Why did that faggot mike who rapped all them little boys get probation and a government house instead of people beating the shit out of him? Well because he belongs to the PC Party. We can go kick his ass later but we have to figure out a benign reason like lets say he stole your bike... That should have a 11% chance of getting us off, or we can just say your a fag and maybe you can fake your way into the party.
by saharadryhumor June 05, 2015
An iFree is a website or mobile app that you encounter when searching for free services online and it tries to force you to join a group or sign up before you can use the promised service. It will allow you to sign up for free but once all your info is taken then it tells you to pay or fuck off and when you refuse it will send you daily emails trying to tempt you into visiting the site again.
Now my email is gone to shit for real because I got hemmed up in an iFree service when I tried to see if Bubba was a child molester. The thing said search for sex offender free but turns out they ifree and wanted 30 bucks.
by saharadryhumor February 15, 2015
A mental illness that usually begins around age 10-13 and will usually go away by age 21. It is the only mental illness that is contagious and seems to occur frequently in people who have severe hearing loss, are gay or are pedophiles. There has been some success in curing disease by exposing infected individuals to music and other art forms that are of some actual value, quality, and talent. Another effective but very controversial treatment is truth therapy where the infected individual is let in on the secret that Bieber is actually a female cat that was involved in a severe accident during secret testing at area 51.
It is so sad watching this Belieber disease destroy the youth... it's worse than polio, aids or even Leo Sayer.
by saharadryhumor March 15, 2014