saharadryhumor's definitions
A game that is similar to second life except of course you are dead but have came back as a ghost and get to haunt people. It the safe alternative to actually killing yourself in order to experience the joy of being a haunt to someone.
You wanna play second life? Nah I have moved on to second death. It more fun because anyone can safely live a second life in reality but a second death? Now that is something to do mate. I get to haunt the shit out of people and can even invade second life and scare the shit out of people living their second life while I am safely dead as 12 O'clock.
by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015
Get the second deathmug. Vicodin is a narcotic pain killer prescribed for moderate to severe pain. Contains either 5, 7.5 or 10 mg of hydrocodone (opiate) and 500 - 660 mg tylenol (analgesic). Also is the most common drug that leads people to a progressive opiate addiction problem usually begins with Vicodin then leads to percocet, then morphine and or pure oxycodone. Also the most used opiate for recreational use due to its desirable euphoric high and also its almost universal availability due to it being the #1 opiate prescribed for everything from a toothache to a broken bone or even a post=operative pain remedy.
Man Vicodin sure does help with pain but shit loads of people have became drug addicts from taking it too...
by saharadryhumor May 25, 2015
Get the Vicodinmug. Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.
Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Get the Kneepadsmug. A presstitute is a journalist who will print or not print any story if payed to do so. Usually the presstitutes boss acts as a pimp because people will pay off the boss and he/she as pimp will make sure his hoes does what the client wants.
Fox news is full of presstitutes and they are all pimped my Murdoch but the liberal media channels are mostly independent hoes who will do any client for their own gain.
by saharadryhumor January 3, 2015
Get the Presstitutemug. A downvoter is someone who will go on UD and downvote everything they come across because they have no skill to make their own definitions and have no friends to help them so to make them feel better about themselves they just try and ruin everyone elses fun.
I went on my user page today and sure enuf every single on my definitions had a single downvote on them. I kinda feel sorry for the downvoter because if they think it will really hurt someones feelings or that the person really gives a shit what they think is sad. They should just buy a print dictionary and torture it instead.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Get the downvotermug. A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.
We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.
by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015
Get the Chumpanzeemug. Ganges style is a play on the PSY song gangham style. The ganges refers to the ganges river in India that is polluted by chemicals, human and animal shit, detergents and rotting corpses floating in it or lying washed up on the bank being eaten by hordes of feral dogs. So if you do it ganges style that meas you are doing it in the absolutely nastiest most disgusting and possibly deadly way you can.
I swear that the US is becoming more and more out of control. Everything they do now seem to be done ganges style.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Get the ganges stylemug.