A benny refers to a drink made by breaking a Benzedrine inhaler and removing the metallic strip inside which contains amphetamine. This is then dropped into a cup of very hot coffee or tea and after steeping for a few minutes is chilled and then drunk quickly. Produces the obvious effect of amphetamine but due to the high dose and the added caffeine the effects are truly more like a methamphetamine cocktail. Was very popular in the 70's but in the early to mid 80's cocaine and then crystal meth became the more popular drug in this general "genre/class" of drugs.
P1: Dude what the hell is wrong with you? I thought you said you quit doing meth. P2: I know man I did quit but. I drank 2 bennys this morning. P1: You cretin bastard. Why would even do such a old ass drug like that? P2: **Falls over in a seizure** P1: I'm not gonna help you. Dumb ass shouldn't have drank two of them. P2:*Slurred mumble** Fffffukkkkk yayayaewwew bbbbitttch... *heart attack* P1 *falls on top of P2 laughing**
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015
Get the Bennymug. Confucius was a Chinese teacher and philosopher born 551 BC in Zou. His teachings are obviously influenced by a mixture of tea, heroin, sugar, cocaine, LSD, blueberries, apple juice, methamphetamine, prozac, zoloft, lots of ambien and a pinch of salt. He would normally make this mixture and ingest it about 15 minutes before meditating. When he would come out of his meditative state which usually lasted anywhere from 15 minutes to 126 days he would then write down his sayings. He also made his own paper in a mill he had built in his back yard. He never wrote anything on Saturday or Monday, not for religious reasons but because his wife ran a part time restaurant out of his paper mill building on those two days preventing him from making paper. He wrote the recipes for the restaurant which included several savory cat and dog meat stir fry dishes along with a customer favorite desert made from vultures liver baked into a pie and served with a light glaze made of sugar mixed with warm stomach acid from a North American snailshank whipperfish. Confucius died in 479 BC and was buried in 1976.
by saharadryhumor October 18, 2014
Get the Confuciusmug. a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.
Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.
by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015
Get the pmfagmug. 422 (spoken four twenty two) is code for a hippie. The idea comes from 4/22 or April 22nd which is earth day and so millions of hippies the world round' come out of the woodwork on this day. Mostly used by police to ID a dirty or stank hippie looking person. On some occasions fire & rescue teams will use the code as will hazmat crews when the hippie is exceptionally filthy or smelly.
Cop 1: So you wanna go get something to eat?
Cop 2: Hell no man I don't have any appetite today.
Cop 1: Why?
Cop 2: I had to take in a 422 today and he took his shoes off in my cruiser... Man it smells like death in that car.
Cop 1: Where is you cruiser by the way?
Cop 2: Oh I just drove it into the lake to get rid of the smell.... and the 422's stanking ass *laughter* *Vomits* *harder laughter*
Cop 2: Hell no man I don't have any appetite today.
Cop 1: Why?
Cop 2: I had to take in a 422 today and he took his shoes off in my cruiser... Man it smells like death in that car.
Cop 1: Where is you cruiser by the way?
Cop 2: Oh I just drove it into the lake to get rid of the smell.... and the 422's stanking ass *laughter* *Vomits* *harder laughter*
by saharadryhumor January 04, 2015
Get the 422mug. UDU stands for Urban Dictionary University which is by far the most advanced and sophisticated of all the online universities. Provides degrees in street smarts, urban language, ebonics, and most any topic no matter if it is benign or utterly disgusting. Unlike most online degree programs, UDU is priced fairly for the quality of education it provides. Although no employers officially hire UDU graduates at this time the degree could still have the potential to get you laid, make a good joke, understand street speak and possible prevent you from getting your ass kicked for unknowingly insulting the wrong person.
If you wanna get a real education just go to UDU and learn some stuff you can actually use. Don't worry if you don't get it all at first because rejection is part of the fun. And as they say "don't take it personal" because most definitions are rejected like this one most likely will be ;)
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015
Get the UDUmug. A catloaf is a food item made in China and some areas of the middle east. Much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.
Man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. Wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it's catloaf. Yes it's made of cats
by saharadryhumor March 01, 2015
Get the Catloafmug. Gun control is the phenomenon that takes place whenever a gun is drawn and/or fired is any situation. No matter how tense the atmosphere may be as soon as the gun comes out everything will suddenly be under control. Also refers to the similar act of using the threat of or actual use of a gun in order to gain and maintain control of an individual.
I thought that bank robbery was gonna end with dead or at least injured hostages until I saw a guy in the crowd pull out two glock pistols and within three seconds flat everything was under control. When they got the robber outside they pulled a shotgun on him and he walked like a scared little girl right where they told him to. Amazing how quickly good gun control can change a situation.
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015
Get the Gun Controlmug.