saharadryhumor's definitions

burqini

A burqini is a redesigned burka designed to allow muslim women to "swim" without violating sharia law for decency. Also is one of the most rediculous looking outfits ever designed with intention of water sport as the end activity. The suit is made of loose fitting material that covers the entire body minus the face. Due to the loose fit and covering of both the hands and feet this garment is extremely dangerous to wear in the water for even experienced and fit swimmers let alone someone who can't even swim. Basically it was a failed attempt to give the impression that women in that culture have equality.

I saw a lady at the pool yesterday with a burqini on and I kept going back in forth in my mind on whether I thought she would drown within 15 seconds of getting in the water. Unfortunately she never got in the water and just sat around staring at me and my girl the whole time we were at the pool.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

Kneepads

Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.

Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

Double dated

A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.

It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....

by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015

SOS

SOS stands for shoot on sight which is pretty self explanatory. It is the only type of "contract" or "warrant" that is more severe than the classic dead or alive because it exclusively solicits the killing of the target with no other option.

If barry keeps talking shit to the police they are gonna put some paper on his ass or may order an SOS.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

navy walrus

A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.

Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

poop soup

Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.

Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.

Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

gut wrench

A gut wrench is an exceptionally large penis that when used properly can literally reach all the way into a womans gut and wrench them around.

Looks like molly got a gut wrench last night because she can hardly walk without doubling over with pain and saying "damn james" "I want a divorce.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015