ryan goat cheese's definitions

Gairf

(g-air-f) v. the act of vomiting food or objects that you did not eat.

n. mysterious vomit

Jose's gairf had spaghetti in it although he hadn't ate spaghetti in over a year.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

Ducadoodle

N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.

Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.

by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

mingo

an operation where a group of minks strategically sneak into the city and kill women to make purses, coats, etc for glamorous under water lake socials.

The A-team got word that a possible mingo might be going down at midnight Friday.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

splunkalunk

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.

check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

slagget

n. one who is procrastinating coming out of the closet

My boyfriend Melvin is being a slagget by not telling his parents about us yet.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

flanginacide

(fl-ah-n jI-nah-sIde) event- its when you find a dead stripper in giant cake.

sgt Murphy will cover the flanginacide case at the bachelor party.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007