ryan's definitions

PMP

PEE-EMM-PEE

Abbreviated form for POOP MY PANTS.

Word originated by one: Ryan Lee.
Commonly used by a mr. Rob Hill.

PMP!!! That was the god damn funniest thing I have evar seen, you fagot!1

by Ryan August 4, 2003

sooky

to have sex with all the women you know

i am a sooky sooky man

by ryan May 13, 2005

hooplah

false. full of crap. a bunch of baloney.

Oh that's a bunch of hooplah. (again, best said with a gay twang)

by Ryan March 7, 2003

kiss my ass bitch

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

by Ryan October 25, 2004

Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".

My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!

by Ryan February 1, 2005

Grundle

The large mass below one's dogan. Also see tundle bundle hundle.

My grundle was smacked with a baseball bat.

by Ryan July 8, 2004

first kiss

When two lips touch in a romantic form for the first time.

Our first kiss turned out to be great.

by Ryan March 8, 2004