airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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Polygamy

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists
by Ryan December 01, 2004
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Yurrie

Cock-juggling thunder cunt
Yurrie is a cock-juggling thunder cunt
by Ryan December 14, 2004
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gheytor

n. - One whom owns all; A lethal weapon used for mass destruction
This guy just gheytored a whole village
by Ryan May 28, 2004
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Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.
We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.
by Ryan May 13, 2005
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full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.
I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.
by Ryan April 10, 2005
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mtv

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.
here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.
by ryan April 22, 2005
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