ryan's definitions

turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Lie

My existence

D: + my life = 2 X D:

by Ryan November 13, 2003

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

ugleeman

reference to Lee Hugar who is an Ugly man

ugleeman is a pussy

by RYAN March 7, 2004

Gips

Gay Hairy Nipples; A rotund individual with a pungent odor and an unusual amount of cilium around the areola.
Origin: Jack Daniels.
Evolution: Hairy Nipples, Hairy Nips, Nips, Gay Nips, Gips.

Every time I see Gips I feel like I'm going to puke

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Britney Spears

A hot,curvaceous blonde pop star with a nice ass. She has one of the most gorgeous faces that you have ever seen. Even if her music isn't that original, or if some people say she can't sing, she's still beautiful and compassionate. She can't be that bad of a musician if she has such high album sells and such a large fanbase.

Britney Spears, I love you, and I'm gonna have sex with you forever.

by Ryan October 25, 2004

pino

person short in height with small attributes.

Raph is pino

by Ryan April 2, 2004