ryan's definitions

eggjob

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

by ryan July 22, 2004

Yurrie

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Yurrie is a cock-juggling thunder cunt

by Ryan December 14, 2004

Polygamy

See Utah or Mormons

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists

by Ryan December 1, 2004

Ryguy

A person who is extremely cool or is extremly good at glitching

I know a ryguy he showed me so many glitches and was so cool

by Ryan November 20, 2003

airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.

Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"

by Ryan August 13, 2003

gheytor

n. - One whom owns all; A lethal weapon used for mass destruction

This guy just gheytored a whole village

by Ryan May 28, 2004

tea cult crew

Summer of 2004 when the fad was to sit around with your friends and drink cups of tea. the group u had your tea with was known as your "TCC"

"Mum put the kettle on, the TCC are coming over"

by Ryan April 13, 2004