comf

cock ass motha fucka

i use this to say it short

ur a comf ( cock ass motha fucka)

by ryan May 03, 2004

dunkpug

Slang for a pussy with a really foul smell.

No matter what she did, she couldn't freshen the smell of her dunkpug.

by Ryan February 12, 2005

The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.

That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

yummies

Any type of sex.

Man I could sure go for some yummies right now.

by Ryan August 27, 2003

main man

my homeboy or best friend; usually used when the person in question hooks you up with a sweet deal

My main man just hooked me up with courtside seats to the Knicks.

by ryan September 12, 2004

CILIT

Acronym for the Center for International Learning in Integrated Technology building at Michigan Tech. The funniest name ever given to a building on a college campus.

The Computer Science majors will never go to class anymore because everyone knows they can't find the CILIT.

by Ryan February 22, 2006

taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005