Definitions by ryan

fuck my ass 

Something your mom says right before i have intercourse with her. Usually meaning she wants me to stick it in her ass.

your mom: Ryan, fuck my ass!
Ryan: ok.

fuck my ass by Ryan December 28, 2004

throataria 

This word describes the status of your head, nose, throat when you think you have a cold but you're not sure and you just continue drinking anyway

You don't sound so good. Yeah, I have throataria or something. (Follow up by sipping beer.)

throataria by Ryan December 28, 2004

asstoris 

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.

Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.

asstoris by Ryan December 28, 2004

Jakalope 

An extremely hot singer that i would like to titty fuck, have anal sex with, 69, missionary etc. for 10 hours straight and then do it again the next day.

Jakalope is extrememly sexy.

Jakalope by Ryan December 27, 2004

Yeeeee! 

A word made famous by Lil John.

lady: did you pack your bags yourself?
Lil John: Yeeeeeee!

Yeeeee! by Ryan December 26, 2004

o-hey! 

An exclamation usually spoken when you see a really hot girl and you want to let her and the people around you know what you are looking at.

O-hey!, that chick is fuckin dope!

o-hey! by Ryan December 24, 2004

aphex twin 

What music should sound like

Awesome.....The way that it can be hardcore of just soft melodies,....

aphex twin by Ryan December 23, 2004