14 definitions by ryan goat cheese

floggenitch

The pure blood from a virgin dolphin.

After the baby dolphin massacre, the beach was covered in floggenitch.

by ryan goat cheese March 7, 2007

crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

by ryan goat cheese March 15, 2007

Jessefer

Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band

Why did you kill jessefer?

by ryan goat cheese March 15, 2007

slagget

n. one who is procrastinating coming out of the closet

My boyfriend Melvin is being a slagget by not telling his parents about us yet.

by ryan goat cheese March 15, 2007

splaiged

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

by ryan goat cheese March 15, 2007

mingo

an operation where a group of minks strategically sneak into the city and kill women to make purses, coats, etc for glamorous under water lake socials.

The A-team got word that a possible mingo might be going down at midnight Friday.

by ryan goat cheese March 15, 2007

skeevit

An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.

When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.

by ryan goat cheese March 14, 2007