russell's definitions

ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by Russell July 12, 2004

xoap

some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows

xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/

by Russell October 25, 2004

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

befe

A big male penis

my girlfriend said,"MY MAN GOT THE BEFE"

by Russell January 25, 2004

Grouse

completely and utterly sweet. encompasses the full meaning as well as spirituality of awesomeness. preferably expressed with a southern accent.

Wow, now that there automobile, that is grouse.

by Russell May 15, 2003

dixie chicks

A group of idiotic hypocrites who believe that their right to freedom of speech was violated when people stopped buying their albums.
Yes they have the freedom to say what they want, but that also means that other people have the right to strongly disagree with them and dislike them for it.
That is why they are hypocrites, they believe that they have the right to say what they want, but yet they think that their fans don't have the right to stop financially supporting them if they disagree with them.

The dixie chicks are uneducated hypocrites who twist the meaning of freedom of speech. Freedom of speech means you can't be criminally prosecuted for what you say, it sure as hell doesn't mean that everyone has to share your opinion and like you.

by Russell July 21, 2004

Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003