russ's definitions

prairie doggin

When u have a humongo turd ready to come out but are no where near a toilet. It pops out and goes back in, like a prairie dog coming out of its hole abd going back in.

AKA:Turtle Head Poking Out

" man i got to take a major shit" other guys says " oh prairie doggin are we" and then u both laugh

by Russ April 2, 2004

Florida Alpha

Phi Kappa Psi's chapter at Florida State University.

I would do absolutely anything (including another woman) to date a gentleman of Phi Psi's Florida Alpha chapter!

by Russ January 18, 2004

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005

yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble.

Hey John, how far can you throw that yonnie?

by Russ June 18, 2006

furgling

The art of extracting ones semen from the anus of another after depositing it in there.

Fuck me up the arse and furgle me dude

by russ May 21, 2003

headbanging

On a roller coaster, when your head bangs into the OTSR's

Ow! Ninja at Six Flags Over Georgia has alot of headbanging!

by Russ December 12, 2004

metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."

by Russ January 1, 2004