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screaming nazi

While doing a girl doggystyle, poking your finger in her ass and then reaching around and swiping it across her upper lip, creating a Hitler-style shit mustache, and a screaming nazi moments later.
"What'd you do to her when you found out she cheated on you?"
"I waited until we were in bed that night, then gave her the screaming nazi and walked out."
by Russ April 6, 2005
mugGet the screaming nazimug.

bulldozer

Done in doggy style position. After ejaculation, use your last thrust to break your partner's neck against the bed post.
I didn't have any money, so I bulldozed the prostitute.
by russ March 29, 2004
mugGet the bulldozermug.

headbanging

On a roller coaster, when your head bangs into the OTSR's
Ow! Ninja at Six Flags Over Georgia has alot of headbanging!
by Russ December 12, 2004
mugGet the headbangingmug.

IceCreamMan

The coolest fucking person on the face of the Internet. He rocks faces.
You got pwned by the IceCreamMan!
by Russ August 17, 2004
mugGet the IceCreamManmug.

metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."
by Russ January 1, 2004
mugGet the metrosexualmug.

20/20

Ghetto Juice. I.E. Banana Red, Red Grape, or the all new "Bling Bling Blue Raspberry".
My nigga, get down to the corner store and get me some 20/20.
by Russ November 19, 2003
mugGet the 20/20mug.

fruit booter

( a little kid who's parents are over protective, an older person tryin to fit in, a middle aged teen who's scared of a skateboard, a grab lovin poor folk who like's k19's, or a fruity fuckin faggot who goes to skatparks to eather see skater's asses, turn them gay, or feel up there asses when they bumb into us!
(smack) sorry "wow he's got a nice ass"
by Russ December 31, 2003
mugGet the fruit bootermug.

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