russ's definitions

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005

furgling

The art of extracting ones semen from the anus of another after depositing it in there.

Fuck me up the arse and furgle me dude

by russ May 21, 2003

yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble.

Hey John, how far can you throw that yonnie?

by Russ June 18, 2006

egg

An egg is a sweaty minge that belongs to pearl

Russ licked the egg

by Russ January 15, 2004

senior citizen

El-Der-LEE

I am sooo old.. I am El-Der-LEE!!

by Russ October 27, 2003

dirty macking

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.

If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel

by Russ December 16, 2006

screaming nazi

While doing a girl doggystyle, poking your finger in her ass and then reaching around and swiping it across her upper lip, creating a Hitler-style shit mustache, and a screaming nazi moments later.

"What'd you do to her when you found out she cheated on you?"
"I waited until we were in bed that night, then gave her the screaming nazi and walked out."

by Russ April 6, 2005