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NAFTA

This treaty promotes trade between the north american countries. Some corporations use this treaty to export costly manufacturing plants to Mexico where produciton costs are cheaper and regulation is more lax. This translates into cheaper goods for consumers and more profit for stockholders.
Joe: Nice kicks, bob
Bob: Thanks, i got them for 40 bucks.
Joe: Hey i thought those sneakers were twice the price last month!
Bob: Yeah, NAFTA really saved my ass on that one.
by Russ March 7, 2005
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metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."
by Russ January 1, 2004
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screaming nazi

While doing a girl doggystyle, poking your finger in her ass and then reaching around and swiping it across her upper lip, creating a Hitler-style shit mustache, and a screaming nazi moments later.
"What'd you do to her when you found out she cheated on you?"
"I waited until we were in bed that night, then gave her the screaming nazi and walked out."
by Russ April 6, 2005
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prairie doggin

When u have a humongo turd ready to come out but are no where near a toilet. It pops out and goes back in, like a prairie dog coming out of its hole abd going back in.

AKA:Turtle Head Poking Out
" man i got to take a major shit" other guys says " oh prairie doggin are we" and then u both laugh
by Russ April 2, 2004
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Florida Alpha

I would do absolutely anything (including another woman) to date a gentleman of Phi Psi's Florida Alpha chapter!
by Russ January 18, 2004
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egg

An egg is a sweaty minge that belongs to pearl
by Russ January 15, 2004
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fezzle

OMG! you fezzeled my eggs!
by russ May 18, 2004
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