russ's definitions

term-jack

The act of taking control of a co-worker's unlocked computer while he is away from his desk and sending out embarrassing e-mails.

"What the hell was that e-mail about you liking little boys?"
"Aww, that gomer Nishan term-jacked me when I went to the bathroom."

by Russ April 6, 2005

fezzle

burnt
see fezzlenut

OMG! you fezzeled my eggs!

by russ May 18, 2004

light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.

Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."

by Russ December 6, 2006

senior citizen

El-Der-LEE

I am sooo old.. I am El-Der-LEE!!

by Russ October 27, 2003

trailor trash

Any of a sub-contingency of prinarily white suburban folks who can be found wearing flip-flops, drinking beer and watching the game all right in their car-port. The eroneous spelling is the southern diction for the word.

Savannah topped her trailor-trash status when she won Possum Queen.

by Russ May 2, 2003

Phi Psi

Nickname of Phi Kappa Psi, the Noble Fraternity. Founded in 1852 by gentlemen who sought a fraternal bond through the great joy of serving others. Non-sectarian and elite since its founding, Phi Psi continues to stand above the rest.

There is no higher honor than becoming a Phi Psi.

by Russ December 21, 2003

gabzon

A sloth like monkey creature that's part ogre.

Look at the mustard stain on the gabzon's shirt.

by Russ April 28, 2004