manassas

Manassas is a city 30 minutes outside Washington D.C. Its main income is from the countless number of auto-dealerships. When asked, people like to think of manassas as a shit-hole. There are some nice areas. Areas such as Georgetown South and that area of manassas are stock full of mexicans. There seems to be somewhat of a drug problem in manassas. So many Coke-heads and Smoking pot is an everyday occurance. You remember the guy that got his penis cut off? yeah he was from manassas. I believe it was the Lorena Bobbit that cut her husbands penis off and threw it in the street.
Dirt = manassas = mexicans
by Russ March 18, 2005
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yonnie

Hey John, how far can you throw that yonnie?
by Russ June 15, 2006
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metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."
by Russ January 02, 2004
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light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.
Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."
by Russ December 04, 2006
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egg

An egg is a sweaty minge that belongs to pearl
by Russ January 15, 2004
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IceCreamMan

The coolest fucking person on the face of the Internet. He rocks faces.
You got pwned by the IceCreamMan!
by Russ August 17, 2004
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Pavarotti

The Pavarotti is a Australian $10 note.
this comes from the word tenner because pavarotti was a tenner Get it
by Russ April 11, 2003
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