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Receipient of bad luck, primarily when least expected, and usually of great weight. A Dack is usually called "gay" even if not a homosexual.
"Dude, I'm sorry you got dacked."
"Man, why are you so Dack, quit acting like that.""
dack by Russ March 12, 2004
"TRIangle BElow CAnal" Street. A very hip, and affluent neighborhood in Manhattan. Residents are in the entertainment industry, finance, and other professionals. Amazing restaurants, and most apartments are loft space. Quiet, with an ultra-low crime rate.
I would do anything to live in TriBeCa!
TriBeCa by Russ January 18, 2004

Florida Alpha 

I would do absolutely anything (including another woman) to date a gentleman of Phi Psi's Florida Alpha chapter!
Florida Alpha by Russ January 18, 2004
An egg is a sweaty minge that belongs to pearl
egg by Russ January 15, 2004

metrosexual 

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."
metrosexual by Russ January 1, 2004

fruit booter 

( a little kid who's parents are over protective, an older person tryin to fit in, a middle aged teen who's scared of a skateboard, a grab lovin poor folk who like's k19's, or a fruity fuckin faggot who goes to skatparks to eather see skater's asses, turn them gay, or feel up there asses when they bumb into us!
(smack) sorry "wow he's got a nice ass"
fruit booter by Russ December 31, 2003

Phi Kappa Psi 

The Noble Fraternity, founded in 1852 by gentlemen who sought a fraternal bond through the great joy of serving others. Non-sectarian and elite since its founding, Phi Kappa Psi continues to stand above the rest. Also known by nickname of Phi Psi.
There is no higher honor than becoming a member of Phi Kappa Psi.
Phi Kappa Psi by Russ December 21, 2003