yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble.

Hey John, how far can you throw that yonnie?

by Russ June 18, 2006

Yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble, or a small hardened rock shaped piece of dried mud or clay that shatters when you throw, bung or chuck it against a wall leaving a small piece stuck to said wall with the remainder being obliterated. Originating in the Gippsland region of Victoria, Australia in the late 1960's to early 1970's. Very often used in the town of Moe.

Hey Scott, bung a yonnie at the wall mate.

I saw Danny chuck a yonnie at the fence.
I bet that window will break if you fling a yonnie at it.

by Jason Veenman April 17, 2015

Yonnie

In the Netherlands and Belgium "Yonnie" is slang for someone who is glued to his game computer.

You spend too much time on the computer, you really are a "Yonnie".

If you look at the screen any longer, you might get "Yonnie-eyes".

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Yonnie

CHRIS MFN WIFE HOE AND WHAT ABOUT IT

CHRIS AND YONNIE IS SIGNED A SHEET CALLED DEATHROW

by hissss lady February 13, 2023

yonnie

CHRIS MFN WIFE TF

CHRIS AND YONNIE ARE ON DEATH ROW

by hissss lady February 13, 2023

Yonnie's Depression

Is when you have been married multiple times and have multiple problems. Usually from your first failed marriage that carry over to your other relationships which you never fully recover psychologically leading into Yonnie's Depression

I woke up today with Yonnie's Depression.

by The Fury November 14, 2018

lil yonnie

A creature that plays Fortnite in the morning with a mic when nobodys home. Come night time when someone is home he no longer has a mic and steals your loot.

lil yonnie is at it again stealing loot.

by The Fury November 14, 2018