russ's definitions

term-jack

The act of taking control of a co-worker's unlocked computer while he is away from his desk and sending out embarrassing e-mails.

"What the hell was that e-mail about you liking little boys?"
"Aww, that gomer Nishan term-jacked me when I went to the bathroom."

by Russ April 6, 2005

fo' shizzle my nizzle

Several people on here claim this has been "shortened" to
"fo' sheazy my neazy"
In what way is that supposed to be shorter?

Fo' sheazy my neazy queezy. Shizzle nizzle fissle wizzle. Wuzzles and noozles and snuggle wuggles. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them sam I am.

by Russ March 11, 2003

jam band

hey Marshie, dave matthews is not a jam band.

umphrey's mcgee, disco biscuits, karl denson's tiny universe

by russ May 8, 2005

gabzon

A sloth like monkey creature that's part ogre.

Look at the mustard stain on the gabzon's shirt.

by Russ April 28, 2004

fezzle

burnt
see fezzlenut

OMG! you fezzeled my eggs!

by russ May 18, 2004

fezzlenut

burnt nut; homie, bro, home boy

Lets go to ma house and eat some fezzlenuts cause im so fungry!

Yo fezzlenut lets go chill

by russ May 18, 2004

cross-country milk float driver

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.

That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.

by Russ February 18, 2005