rubtwostix's definitions

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

milkin' material

porn; anything that gives you wood.

Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.

Yo, Marquis!

Yo, dat girl be milkin' material, mane!

I can't wait to get home!

by rubtwostix October 16, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011