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shady gravy

Adjective;
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.

Boss:"Why haven't you finished this order yet?

Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"

Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"

by rubtwostix January 2, 2012

poopinashit

When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.

Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"

Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"

Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

hot-and-steamy

verb;
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.

G-Dawg: "Hey fella, Where you been?"

Fella: "Out behind your tent."

G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"

Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."

by rubtwostix January 10, 2012

goat lipped

Visibly upset.
Frown face.
Mad.
Pissed.
peaved.
perturbed.

The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.

I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"

Miss and love you granny boots!

by rubtwostix January 2, 2012