tingleballs

Verb;

The feeling you get in your pants when you suddenly realize what you're doing is extremely dangerous and scary.

Guy#1:"Oh my god, dude, did you see what just happened?"

Guy#2;"Yeah bro, you totally almost fell off this building and died!"

Guy#1:"I know, right? I could tell I was close to the edge when I got tingleballs!"

Guy#2:"Do you need a hug?"

Guy#1:"Naw, just grab me another brew gayfer."

by rubtwostix February 07, 2012

dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

shady gravy

Adjective;
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.

Boss:"Why haven't you finished this order yet?

Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"

Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"

by rubtwostix January 02, 2012

poopinashart

During an accidentalshart, when you finally find a bathroom with ample amounts of toilet paper for the clean-up, you finish on the toilet and find turdlets floating in the mess. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.

Sometimes a poopinashart will temporarily block the flow of a shart which ends in an explosive outcome.

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012