When a problem with a person is really a problem with the situation.
We tend to attribute people’s behavior to their core character rather than to their situation. It's the Situation, Not the Person.
“What a jerk!... see how he drives!”
Fundamental Attribution Error honey, I wonder the situation he’s in that’s causing him to drive so crazy.”

"What do you mean?"
"He is the doctor in charge of emergency at the hospital few blocks away... don´t you remember?"
by rperazag June 10, 2010
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LET´S DO AMAZING!

Ultra-moronic slogan from Hewlett-Packard.
What a shitty lay promises on a first date.
So, Cindy... are we finally going out tonight?

Oh Robert!... I am not sure, today is Lost´s night.

C´mon sweetest... LET´S DO AMAZING!
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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White Stripped

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the
French Revolution (July 14th 1789)
A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Stripped!!!
by rperazag July 14, 2010
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Techno-crap

Any low-quality gadget.
End the agony, stop buying techno-crap.
by rperazag July 23, 2010
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late-breaking gay

A person who realizes he or she is gay relatively late in life.
"But... he is a grandfather and a role model for this community. How can he turn gay now?"
"Late-breaking gay darling."
by rperazag June 10, 2010
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Don´t Publish

The fate of lame definitions sent to Urban Dictionary that start with:
- An incredibly attractive man who will...
- An act in which you pull your... into a girl´s... so she starts...
- X is an awesome girl. She is crazy! She is your best friend. X's are usually blonde with blue eyes.
- The coolest guy in the world!
- The act of desecration and contempt for the woman involved and, by extension, all women in which the man inserts his... into the woman´s... then producing a... that causes the girl to...
- An amazing person. Possessing super-human intelligence, dazzling looks, being extremely good at...
- An awesome human being who is so cool, you'll just have to...
- A machine, great in bed and extremely sexual, really smart, and adorably hilarious. You're lucky to have them in your life...
- She will only giggle, blush and shake her head-but not in a conventional way..
Well... you get the idea. Mostly, anything that does not follow Urban Dictionary´s Guidelines, but sometimes get approved by intellectually challenged teens who become UD editors in order to get approved theirs mates names, insults, or preteen retarded sexual fantasies.
A: "Oh My Gawd I can´t way to see Rita´s name published by Urban Dic!"
B: "What did you send?"
A: "Well... you know... RITA: the most epic, awesomest, girl in the whole planet. A Rita is...."
B: "Ok... I get the idea but, how do you think they will publish such a stupid definition instead of a well-deserved Don´t Publish?"
A: "I have a friend who is an Urban Dic editor and he promised."
B: "Holy crap!"
by rperazag July 26, 2010
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Nude Art

Euphemism (substituting a mild, indirect, or vague term for one considered harsh, blunt, or offensive) for soft-porn.
Photographers Erro, Hegre, Edwards ... masters of Nude Art.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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