rperazag's definitions

Annoyer-in-Chief

Top asshole in power, dedicated to making the lives of people under his power as miserable as possible.

A: "Do you know who was appointed Annoyer-in-Chief... Your ex-lover Cindy."
B: "Rats!"

by rperazag July 8, 2010

in-depth review

To perform intensive oral sex on a woman.

Hi Lucy, how was first date with Nathan?
Awesome, he gave me the best in-depth review in my life!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Yakky

Someone who is noisy, alternately hype and-self-pitying.

(hype: very excitable or nervous temperament; high-strung: emotionally stimulated or overexcited.)

Hon I can´t stand your wild swing moods. Get a grip and stop been so bloody yakky!

by rperazag June 7, 2010

shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.

“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”

by rperazag July 22, 2010

LET´S DO AMAZING!

Ultra-moronic slogan from Hewlett-Packard.
What a shitty lay promises on a first date.

So, Cindy... are we finally going out tonight?

Oh Robert!... I am not sure, today is Lost´s night.

C´mon sweetest... LET´S DO AMAZING!

by rperazag May 20, 2010

White Stripped

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the
French Revolution (July 14th 1789)

A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Stripped!!!

by rperazag July 14, 2010

Fundamental Attribution Error

When a problem with a person is really a problem with the situation.
We tend to attribute people’s behavior to their core character rather than to their situation. It's the Situation, Not the Person.

“What a jerk!... see how he drives!”
“Fundamental Attribution Error honey, I wonder the situation he’s in that’s causing him to drive so crazy.”

"What do you mean?"
"He is the doctor in charge of emergency at the hospital few blocks away... don´t you remember?"

by rperazag June 10, 2010