Definitions by rperazag
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)
What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD) by rperazag May 8, 2010
TV friendly
Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.
I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.
TV friendly by rperazag May 8, 2010
Cosmo Fuck Tips
"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.
Cosmo Fuck Tips by rperazag May 6, 2010
Mother's day torture
Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.
How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
Mother's day torture by rperazag May 6, 2010
maximum viewing tolerance
A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.
Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
maximum viewing tolerance by rperazag May 6, 2010
depth of need
How far you are willing to humiliate yourself through the pathetic subjection of your life to the moronic whims of a bitch just to get some pussy.
depth of need by rperazag May 6, 2010