rperazag's definitions

Climb Down Suicide

Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.

Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

iBlood

Blood on the tracks of New York City Subway from people who die trying to get back a fallen iPod, an iPhone, or any other object.

Do you know a New Yorker died trying to recover an iPod from the tracks of NY City subway?

iBlood!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

re-trust

To restore trust in any relationship.

Oh man!!! Cindy found me fooling around with the maid, now I must re-trust.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Whoregate

National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.

This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

LET´S DO AMAZING!

Ultra-moronic slogan from Hewlett-Packard.
What a shitty lay promises on a first date.

So, Cindy... are we finally going out tonight?

Oh Robert!... I am not sure, today is Lost´s night.

C´mon sweetest... LET´S DO AMAZING!

by rperazag May 20, 2010