Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner conversations.

A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."

by rperazag June 22, 2010

All’s I know is

Colloquial for "All that I know is..."

"All’s I know is there was a sudden swish, and next minute the boat went plungin' down. . . .”

by rperazag September 12, 2010

Tastemonial

Testimonial given by a consumer about how good tastes a particular product.

Click here and give your tastemonial.

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Techno-crap

Any low-quality gadget.

End the agony, stop buying techno-crap.

by rperazag July 23, 2010

Photosuck

Photoshop disaster caused by excessive manipulation of the image.

The new "Sex & The City 2" poster is a Photosuck.

by rperazag May 03, 2010

TV friendly

Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.

I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.

by rperazag May 08, 2010

hypopriest

A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)

Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!

by rperazag May 02, 2010