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@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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bake-a-holic

Someone obsessively in love with anything and everything related to baking.
One of the main reasons I love my mom so much? She is an obsessed superb bake-a-holic.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
mugGet the bake-a-holicmug.

reversed jet-lag

When, in anticipation, your body tunes to the time zone you are going to travel to, long before the actual trip.
A: "Shit Bro, you look like shit."
B: "I know"
A: "Why?"
B: "Reversed jet-lag... you know, the trip to Paris."
by rperazag July 18, 2010
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Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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unfluent

Not well-versed. Not knowing. Ignoring.
A: "Can you believe it? Sandra does not know what is RAM."
B: "Who cares? She is a techno-speak unfluent."
by rperazag July 18, 2010
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e-cigarette

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.
Yo... so, you feel so cool and trendy with your e-cigarette?
by rperazag July 9, 2010
mugGet the e-cigarettemug.

Bobbleheads

A plague in the form of the shittiest handcrafted, personalized gifts, used by fucktards to commemorate a "special event"; generally a body type image of a sucking alter ego that is supposed to be funny but that only reveals the pathetic inner life of the subject.
Bobbleheads... Get yours! Every face is completely unique to its order, and purchasers can choose from over 200 body types.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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