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Reader Despair Syndrome

Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.
Man... Reader Despair Syndrome... 100 plus new tweets every 10 minutes.
by rperazag June 20, 2010
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Cut to junk

Downgrade someone or something -like in stocks- to real value.
"Found Mike fooling around with foxy Megan... the bloody bastard!" "What you gonna do?" "From today he is cut to junk."
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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in-depth review

To perform intensive oral sex on a woman.
Hi Lucy, how was first date with Nathan?
Awesome, he gave me the best in-depth review in my life!
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.
by rperazag July 22, 2010
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Sexsavant

A knowledgeable lover who knows how to produce multiple orgasms in any woman.
Savant from the French savoir "knowing".
In bed? Well... if I am not tired he will make me come over a dozen times. He is just a sexsavant.
by rperazag May 12, 2010
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Climb Down Suicide

Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.
Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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CAPTCHA CODE

A type of challenge-response test used by savvy women to ensure that the responses they get from potential mates are not generated by one-night-standers and bullshitters who would say and promise anything ludicrous (obviously absurd) to get some friction (intercourse).
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.
X: "But Mary, why you date wall-streeters?"
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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