Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 06, 2010

leaf people

Tree huggers.
Environmentalists (people concerned with environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment.)

Al Gore... yeah, kind of CEO for leaf people... right?

by rperazag July 07, 2010

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Corridor Of Cruelty

Life with a person who makes your life utterly miserable.

I told you Jenna, marrying Doug was entering the corridor of cruelty.

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Online Cleanse

Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.

I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive.

by rperazag August 27, 2010

Suck Huge

An extremely negative state of affairs which is deeply disturbing.

A: "So... your wife doesn´t recognize you anymore?
B: "Yes... Alzheimer disease."
A: "Well, does must suck huge."
B: "Yes it does."

by rperazag July 08, 2010