rperazag's definitions

Dictatorshit

A dictatorship that, even with all the power and an immense amount of resources, is unable to keep a minimum control on crime, or satisfy the bare necessities of its own adepts.

My father keeps a shitty dictatorshit at home.

by rperazag July 14, 2010

Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.

"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Whoregate

National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.

This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Bloggerhead

Someone addicted to blogging.

Ok. Let´s go to the concert. Invite Markus.
Forget it. He is a bloggerhead.
Meaning?
Lives for blogging. Almost 24/7.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

Poorn

Blue-collar porn, mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.
The porn available to poor people.

Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.

by rperazag July 27, 2010

Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner conversations.

A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."

by rperazag June 23, 2010