Fetal error

Unwanted pregnancy.

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.

by rperazag May 06, 2010

Urban Decay

The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.

Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

iBlood

Blood on the tracks of New York City Subway from people who die trying to get back a fallen iPod, an iPhone, or any other object.

Do you know a New Yorker died trying to recover an iPod from the tracks of NY City subway?

iBlood!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

20-Nothings

Grown children moving back in with their parents delaying the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child.

Jesus, I am so fed up of dating 20-Nothings, going-nowhere-fast guys, with their arrested development!

by rperazag August 21, 2010

Booger Theorem

“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)

"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!

by rperazag June 19, 2010

zero intention

Total lack of disposition to do something that has been promised to someone or to yourself.

The manager of the store wants me to deliver as much merchandise as possible before the holidays. I promised to do it asap, but I really have zero intention to do so.

I promised Maggie I´ll stop my drug use, but I have zero intention bro!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

caf pop

Coffee popsicle.

Man, grandpa is so addicted to coffee that he is considering making caf pop.

by rperazag July 06, 2010